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My fetus is finding all of this "admission" bulllshit about your real-life hard for him to ... develop. Develop, you know, into a person, as the GOP wants for every fetus.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

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I would've guessed some turd <a href="http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/blue-marble\/2011\/02\/miscarriage-death-penalty-georgia" target="_blank">from Georgia</a>...

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Just ...diggin holes for kids to fall and die in.

No big deal, accident.

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To be honest, I picture the devil doing a lot worse (or better? Perspective is complicated) things to them than that.

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Do we actually need a wife? Are we sure this is church doctrine?

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Cake makes up for a lot.

(You are doing more than merely <i>showing</i> her cake, right?)

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stories like this make me realize how lucky i am in my life partner.

sorry, no snark, i just got all misty.

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RETROACTIVE abortion is fine with them: domestic violence, death penalty, death from exposure or starvation. All cool.

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The only way to talk Republicans into voting for any bill is to convince them that Jeebus wants it that way. -- but checking the Bible for "be nice to wimmen" passages isn't very rewarding. Jeebus was nice to a slut, once, but Ephesians 5:22-24 seems to be the official Xtard attitude.

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Only in the Lysistrata sense of the phrase.

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Don't want to <i>spoil</i> the lady.

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MRA = Male Republican Asshole?

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You do know that I totally have a blog-crush on you, right?

Thinking about this isn't helping.

Sorry Lionel...

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I also fall into blog-crushes very easily.

Right now I am torn between two men to be my gay blog-crush.

I thought about having two gay blog-crushes, but that would just be greedy, we straight men already have it too easy.

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Phase one in which Doris gets her oats

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Pfft.

The sapio-sexual cares not about such things.

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