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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

My fetus is finding all of this "admission" bulllshit about your real-life hard for him to ... develop. Develop, you know, into a person, as the GOP wants for every fetus.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I would've guessed some turd <a href="http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/blue-marble\/2011\/02\/miscarriage-death-penalty-georgia" target="_blank">from Georgia</a>...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Just ...diggin holes for kids to fall and die in.

No big deal, accident.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

To be honest, I picture the devil doing a lot worse (or better? Perspective is complicated) things to them than that.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Do we actually need a wife? Are we sure this is church doctrine?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Cake makes up for a lot.

(You are doing more than merely <i>showing</i> her cake, right?)

fuflans's avatar

stories like this make me realize how lucky i am in my life partner.

sorry, no snark, i just got all misty.

Incoming Ham's avatar

RETROACTIVE abortion is fine with them: domestic violence, death penalty, death from exposure or starvation. All cool.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The only way to talk Republicans into voting for any bill is to convince them that Jeebus wants it that way. -- but checking the Bible for "be nice to wimmen" passages isn't very rewarding. Jeebus was nice to a slut, once, but Ephesians 5:22-24 seems to be the official Xtard attitude.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only in the Lysistrata sense of the phrase.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't want to <i>spoil</i> the lady.

Shypixel's avatar

You do know that I totally have a blog-crush on you, right?

Thinking about this isn't helping.

Sorry Lionel...

Shypixel's avatar

I also fall into blog-crushes very easily.

Right now I am torn between two men to be my gay blog-crush.

I thought about having two gay blog-crushes, but that would just be greedy, we straight men already have it too easy.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Phase one in which Doris gets her oats

Shypixel's avatar

Pfft.

The sapio-sexual cares not about such things.