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Oh, hell, try being a kid in school. Right? All of them trained to cope with the possibility of being targeted for death before they graduate (and with the knowledge that their defenders, if any, are not exactly Secret Service level). The oldest in that cohort (I'm thinking approximately Columbine) are going to be nearly forty by now, right? In another generation (say 2040), the proportion of people who won't have grown to maturity under threat of bloody slaughter at random will have dropped to a tiny minority, probably well under 20%. Will that change the discourse over the holy and righteous Amendment Protecting Sainted Kill-sticks?

Enter Ranting's avatar

Did your boat have a personal chef?

Amy!'s avatar

It really would! Think of how traumatized the marine wildlife would be!

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If you're so threatened with violence that you need to hide on a yacht, maybe you've been doing something bad.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Steve Bannon libel...oh, right. He can't be libeled.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And that was glorious. The postal police were definitely the good guys that day.

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Someone laundering Russian money.

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I don’t believe in the death penalty but this guy tries my patience.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And Knives and even crockpots, after the Boston Marathon bombing.These fuckers are afraid of everything.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Compared to them, he's a small time arms dealer.

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Yes, it was more like describing a sex act, than a vacation trip with relatives.