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Here in Norway there are strict regulations on magazine/clip capacity. A pump action shotgun can have a max of 3 shells, 2 in the mag and 1 in the chamber. Rifles can have a max of 5 rounds, and 1 in the chamber. Not sure about handguns, but think you can get them with 7 round clips.

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I grew up in Canada where handguns were made illegal after Marc LePine walked into Ecole Polytechnique in Montreal and shot and killed 21 women. And any rifle magazine over 5 rounds is also illegal. And guess what? The world didn't end.

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just weird how people living under such tyranny can get by eh?

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Back in high school we had elective classes from age 14-16, (the last 2 years) where we could choose miniature shooting (.22 long rifle). 2 hrs a week of pew pew, but we had 2 classes (4 hrs) of safety courses before we were allowed to pick up a cartridge and look at it.

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And guns would get their feelings hurt if they were ever put in a datafile. So no computers are allowed in tracking pew pew things.https://www.wired.com/2015/...

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Lazer Cat!

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Shit. I had to take more classes than that before I was allowed to use the machines in woodshop.

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Wow, so the NRA is having a "come to your senses" moment with very little sense involved other a slight twist of words? Oh, those canny bastards! I still think Chris Rock said it best: just make ammo cost $5000 a bullet. The nuts can have their gun worship altars and the rest of us can breathe a little easier.

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"Banning guns from law-abiding Americans based on the criminal act of a madman will do nothing to prevent future attacks. This is a fact that has been proven time and again in countries across the world."

When was this proven and can you name at least 3 countries where crazy-old-American-white-man massacres did not decrease?

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Yes, but since mostly white people were involved the NRA is spewing different bullshit than they usually do.

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I'm copying this and sending it to Cruz and Cornyn, with minor alterations. THANKS!!!!

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To use your own famous parlance: Doh!

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Because you need silencers to hunt deer with a semi automatic weapon. Duh!

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I wonder if this would increase accidently shootings of other hunters and people on wooded property. I imagine it would be the other people’s responsibility to wear their orange safety vests, not the dumb fuck with the silencer.

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There is absolutely NO reason to have a silencer, other than to murder someone quietly. The GOP has been reduced to having no shame whatsoever.

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"Banning guns from law-abiding Americans based on the criminal act of a madman will do nothing to prevent future attacks. This is a fact that has been proven time and again in countries across the world."That is...isn't there a word for the opposite of truth? It's on the tip of my tongue, give me a second, I'll think of it....

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