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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair, all Nouns are capitalized in Mein Kampf.

Später: Ich wurde darauf geschlagen.

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

He is a great guy. How he puts one foot in front of the other every day is a profile in grace. I think he pops into the Wonketeria every so often, but always stays away from Sandy Hook stories, especially of that nature.

mailman27's avatar

I quite literally can't imagine that pain. I have to turn away.

mailman27's avatar

They're gonna punish death with stoning?

mailman27's avatar

Not the "craw," the "CRAW!!"

Ghee O'teen's avatar

Broke?. Where is all their KGB money????.

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Wolfgang Halbig is totally a fake name

Keith Taylor's avatar

And a completely despicable thing to do. Too many Wolfgang Halbigs around. They are miserable characters and they'll tell any lie for attention. Here in Australia, Pauline Hanson, leader of the One Nation Party, the most insufferable political cross we've had to bear since Bjelke-Peterson was Premier of Queensland, has jumped on that band wagon in an effort to discredit the whole idea of mass shootings. (Her white nationalist party has egg on its face since her Chief of Staff tried to get financial support to the tune of millions from the NRA, offering a promise to loosen up our gun control laws.) Like him, she was caught on TV saying something despicable, in her case suggesting that the Port Arthur massacre wasn't genuine. "That looks like precision shooting to me," says this dingbat.One good thing came out of it. Our conservative Prime Minister wasn't enthusiastic about dropping One Nation's position in the voting preferences to the bottom of his party's (the Liberal Party, which isn't) voting papers. He still hasn't, but at least he's dropped it lower.May all these people be plagued with boils like Job.

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He’s objecting because they’re Muslims. If it were a Xtian country proposing this, he’d be silent.

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"In conclusion, arm the teachers with AR-15s, liberals are trying to take away your freedoms, and Obama is coming for your guns."

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Or Drumpf, running unarmed into an active shooter situation to save the children.

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The Beverly Hills Hotel has an amazing coffee shop in its basement, designed by genius architect and personal hero Paul Revere Williams. It's my favorite breakfast place in the city. Then the Sultan of Brunei bought the hotel. I haven't been back since.

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I despise Dana Loesch and Wayne LaPierre with a searing intensity. Saying what I wish to happen to them would get me banned from Wonkette forever.

Carla Vandermeer's avatar

Like Ted'sand his evangelical buddies aren't seething with jealousy at theocratic laws like this.

Beth's avatar

Sandy Hook wasn't a hoax, but the official story is crap as well. Just answer this. Who fired the gunshot at 9:46:54?