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ShriekinViolet's avatar

No, you're not.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

No, but it would be like slugging a mound of lard...hard to make a lasting impact.

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Come here a minute's avatar

Not only does the NRA SUPPORTS GUN RIGHTS FOR SPOUSE ABUSERS, it is now a fact that the Louisiana REPUBLICAN PARTY SUPPORTS GUN RIGHTS FOR DOMESTIC ABUSERS. Good to know.

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chascates's avatar

Abbot was jogging when a tree fell on him and paralyzing him from the waist down. I believe he got a ten million dollar settlement.He's all for tort reform of course.

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The Quirk's avatar

Good to know and good to share with voters!

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frambley1's avatar

I think when it says "will invite abuse" it is referring to abuse of the law. Meaning that those women folk just won't be able to help themselves from making crap up in order to take the gunz away from perfectly upstanding citizens. You know, with their hormones and things clouding their judgement.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

So, let me get this straight, the NRA thinks there are legions of liberal women in Louisiana who are out looking for a guy with guns, tricking him into going on a date, and then lying about him punching them so that the gubmint will take his guns?

Have I got the gist of their fears right?

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ForCry's avatar

Give the Lil Lady reason to own her own gun. Aim low where he wants you to blow.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Christ on a bike. I need kitten pictures.

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Metadude's avatar

I get it! Battered and deep fried! That is HI-LAR-ious!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Those are not mutually exclusive explanations.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

One gun will do . . . if you use it on the frontal lobe of your choice.

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riledupone's avatar

Why I otter...

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riledupone's avatar

When you 'splain it that way it doesn't sound silly at all. Not one bit.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Remember how they used to say that if you gave 1000 monkies typewriters, eventually they would produce Shakespeare? Well, it ain't Shakespeare, it's Redumblican talking points.

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