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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Protection of the President's children would be simpler if there weren't 300,000,000 guns in America. But I'm not a suporter of domestic terrorism* like the NRA, so my opinion doesn't count in this debate. _____________________________ * "stand your ground", OK to get a gun if on no-fly list, etc

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The Quirk's avatar

<i>This comment just wants to join in the fun and has nothing witty to say</i>

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The Quirk's avatar

Actually interrupted one of my boss' 2nd Amendment rants to ask him if he's actually planning anything. He says no, he's got too much to lose, but he bets someone else does something "within the year".

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The Quirk's avatar

You can have your pick of those ninnies!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

<i>This comment went "WHEE WHEE WHEE" all the way home</i>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Cold. Dead. Hands. With filthy fingernails.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

It's <i>Schwartzenfreude. </i>

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Lot_49's avatar

<i>This comment recalls a rattan-festooned pensione in Goonrat....</i>

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Lot_49's avatar

As Colbert says, what could be wrong about having men who love guns and don't have jobs hanging around schools all day?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Good point, but I'll bet Obama's butt smells like fancy-dancy arugula.

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diogenez's avatar

Has the NRA offered to pay for any armed guards?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Is schadenfreude the appropriate term for finding the "Yes, you're racist" twitter stream amusing?

And I think I found my new e-mail signature line: God bless willie nelson !

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SullivanSt's avatar

Callyson, I know it's early yet for you, but your services are needed already.

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