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Protection of the President's children would be simpler if there weren't 300,000,000 guns in America. But I'm not a suporter of domestic terrorism* like the NRA, so my opinion doesn't count in this debate. _____________________________ * "stand your ground", OK to get a gun if on no-fly list, etc

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<i>This comment just wants to join in the fun and has nothing witty to say</i>

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Actually interrupted one of my boss' 2nd Amendment rants to ask him if he's actually planning anything. He says no, he's got too much to lose, but he bets someone else does something "within the year".

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You can have your pick of those ninnies!

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<i>This comment went "WHEE WHEE WHEE" all the way home</i>

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Cold. Dead. Hands. With filthy fingernails.

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It's <i>Schwartzenfreude. </i>

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<i>This comment recalls a rattan-festooned pensione in Goonrat....</i>

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As Colbert says, what could be wrong about having men who love guns and don't have jobs hanging around schools all day?

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Good point, but I'll bet Obama's butt smells like fancy-dancy arugula.

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Has the NRA offered to pay for any armed guards?

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Is schadenfreude the appropriate term for finding the "Yes, you're racist" twitter stream amusing?

And I think I found my new e-mail signature line: God bless willie nelson !

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Callyson, I know it's early yet for you, but your services are needed already.

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