Better take cover, kids, because there's a big ol' Battle of the Rightwing True Believers a-brewin', and there's no telling where the stray rounds will hit.
According to Real American Rudy Giuliani, the only Real Americans are white Christian gun owners who were raised by violent felonious parents. Everyone else was raised not to love America and is not a Real American.
The GOP would have a great shot at the White House if only all the America-hating Not-Realers were either prevented from voting or shot accidentally but legally at Walmart.
At this rate, though, I'm thinking Hillary could carry Georgia.
I don't want to abolish Grover Norquist. I simply want to slim him down to the size where I can drag him into the bathroom, and drown him in the toilet.
It's like seeing Uday and Qusay Hussein fight. You want them both to lose, and then kill each other. And since they're gun nuts, there's a chance it might even happen.
Those where just scrunchies, it's been a while since we've seen one. Oh, early 90s...So it's quite easy to think of them as entwining, scary, graphic tentacle porn.
No they're not.
Maybe she's behind all of that glowing jellyfish/human hybrids in GA?
You know what would be a really horrible, shocking, not funny at all thing at NRA headquarters? A shoot out. God, I hope that never happens.
Remember the good ol days when a gun lobby was just about huntin' and shootin' and shit?
One of the adverts just above is for:
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According to Real American Rudy Giuliani, the only Real Americans are white Christian gun owners who were raised by violent felonious parents. Everyone else was raised not to love America and is not a Real American.
The GOP would have a great shot at the White House if only all the America-hating Not-Realers were either prevented from voting or shot accidentally but legally at Walmart.
At this rate, though, I'm thinking Hillary could carry Georgia.
I don't want to abolish Grover Norquist. I simply want to slim him down to the size where I can drag him into the bathroom, and drown him in the toilet.
It's like seeing Uday and Qusay Hussein fight. You want them both to lose, and then kill each other. And since they're gun nuts, there's a chance it might even happen.
Hey. If you're gonna duel, show some class.
Grenades at three paces is the only truly macho weapon.
Ix-nay on the Jack-vay entacle-tay orn-pay. It's our secret.
Tell me again, which ones are the Brown Shirts and which ones are the Black Shirts?
With votes, right? You know how much a decent plumber charges.
Norquist would be a Brown Shirt, because he's just a thug rather than a Black Shirt insane zealot.
Those where just scrunchies, it's been a while since we've seen one. Oh, early 90s...So it's quite easy to think of them as entwining, scary, graphic tentacle porn.
You sure that isn't the cover of The Nuge's next album?
True fact: Grover Norquist was the least popular Muppet.