As we noted in our earlier dispatch from the front lines in the War on Christmas, the National Republican Congressional Committee quickly sold out its entire stock of festive seasonal t-shirts. On the front, the shirts say “‘Happy Holidays’ is what liberals say,” and on the back, there's a jolly "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" plus an implied, "GODDAMNIT!"
Maybe that's the allure of being a Republican, getting buffed shoulder muscles from having to constantly shrug when asked "don't you ever learn"?
The only way she's getting retired is if they redistrict San Francisco to include Wyoming and both Dakotas. Even then she'd still probably get 80% of the vote.
Rinse Preebus is <i>that close</i> to checking the box next to &quot;Jews&quot; on his National Groups to Alienate Next List. Let&#039;s give him a helping hand and send Republican Christmas Greetings to all our great-aunts and grannies in Ft. Lauderdale and Sarasota for <strike>Christm--</strike> Hanukkah this year.
Reince Priebus, Kathleen Sebelius, and the President of NBC all top my &quot;People You Can&#039;t Believe Get to Keep Their Jobs&quot; list.
Too bad Wonkette doesn&#039;t allow comments.
it&#039;s all that purple haze
better than a squatty potty
Also, since we&#039;re on this topic, how much does a hole weigh?
Maybe that&#039;s the allure of being a Republican, getting buffed shoulder muscles from having to constantly shrug when asked &quot;don&#039;t you ever learn&quot;?
The only way she&#039;s getting retired is if they redistrict San Francisco to include Wyoming and both Dakotas. Even then she&#039;d still probably get 80% of the vote.
Late reply: Twice a whalf.
Why does the RNC hate America? And baby Jesus?
Racism ended when chrilter posted that link. True story.
Rinse Preebus is <i>that close</i> to checking the box next to &quot;Jews&quot; on his National Groups to Alienate Next List. Let&#039;s give him a helping hand and send Republican Christmas Greetings to all our great-aunts and grannies in Ft. Lauderdale and Sarasota for <strike>Christm--</strike> Hanukkah this year.
May the blessings of this holy season bring the spirit of the Christ Child and the Holy Mother into your hearts, assholes!
A Festivus for the rest of us.
Reince Priebus, Kathleen Sebelius, and the President of NBC all top my &quot;People You Can&#039;t Believe Get to Keep Their Jobs&quot; list.
I thought Comic Sans was the official font of the RNC.