"From an evolutionary point of view," harrumphs Kevin Williamson of the National Review Online, "Mitt Romney should get 100 percent of the female vote. All of it. He should get Michelle Obama’s vote. You can insert your own Mormon polygamy joke here, but the ladies do tend to flock to successful executives and entrepreneurs." But why is this? Because Mitt Romney is super-rich, you guys (we don't know if you have heard), and women select for status, and evolutionary biology proves that high-status animals produce more males and Mitt Romney has five sons -- Tagg, Dack, Tupper, Tyrone and T'Nesho -- while Barack Obama has two daughters, because his semen has sparkles in it and smells like Elizabeth Arden. Oh, sorry, here is your actual quote:
Oh, evolutionary psychology, will anyone ever use you to make anything but a tautological just-so story involving completely asinine leaps of logic and a total lack of empirical evidence? *sigh*
<i>high-status animals tend to have more male offspring than female offspring, which holds true across many species, from red deer to mink to Homo sap. </i>
i don&#039;t think &#039;mink&#039; and &#039;red tailed deer&#039; are exactly the animal analogies you want here kevin.
unless of course you&#039;re looking for &#039;animals hunted by stronger predators&#039;.
&quot;...the children of the general population are 51 percent male and 49 percent female, but the children of the Forbes billionaire list are 60 percent male.&quot;
Do you think this might betray some use of selective abortion?
I doubt the mines are <i>that</i> deep.
Oh, evolutionary psychology, will anyone ever use you to make anything but a tautological just-so story involving completely asinine leaps of logic and a total lack of empirical evidence? *sigh*
They don&#039;t even want women to like them at this point, do they?
It wasn&#039;t a legitimate rope.
And a dirtier moustache.
Specifically, &quot;Homo Sap&quot;
If you&#039;ve seen that photo of Ann Romney in that fantastic blouse, she might just be a Tit-<i>Fish</i>, with 250 million, also.
Now we just need to understand why they&#039;re incapable of learning from experience...
Or selective IVF.
so yeah, i can&#039;t unsee that ever.
<i>high-status animals tend to have more male offspring than female offspring, which holds true across many species, from red deer to mink to Homo sap. </i>
i don&#039;t think &#039;mink&#039; and &#039;red tailed deer&#039; are exactly the animal analogies you want here kevin.
unless of course you&#039;re looking for &#039;animals hunted by stronger predators&#039;.
oh and also, &#039;willard&#039; and &#039;mink&#039; should never be allowed in the same sentence.
Well, one daughter he ignored and didn&#039;t even acknowledge for years, so his testosterone must have been plenty high.
Republicans: &quot;W? Who is that? Never heard of him!&quot;
<em>Somebody</em> goes to bed every night dreaming of being one of Mitt&#039;s sister wives.
&quot;...the children of the general population are 51 percent male and 49 percent female, but the children of the Forbes billionaire list are 60 percent male.&quot;
Do you think this might betray some use of selective abortion?