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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I doubt the mines are <i>that</i> deep.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oh, evolutionary psychology, will anyone ever use you to make anything but a tautological just-so story involving completely asinine leaps of logic and a total lack of empirical evidence? *sigh*

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

They don't even want women to like them at this point, do they?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It wasn't a legitimate rope.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And a dirtier moustache.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Specifically, "Homo Sap"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If you've seen that photo of Ann Romney in that fantastic blouse, she might just be a Tit-<i>Fish</i>, with 250 million, also.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Now we just need to understand why they're incapable of learning from experience...

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bobbert's avatar

Or selective IVF.

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fuflans's avatar

so yeah, i can't unsee that ever.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>high-status animals tend to have more male offspring than female offspring, which holds true across many species, from red deer to mink to Homo sap. </i>

i don't think 'mink' and 'red tailed deer' are exactly the animal analogies you want here kevin.

unless of course you're looking for 'animals hunted by stronger predators'.

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fuflans's avatar

oh and also, 'willard' and 'mink' should never be allowed in the same sentence.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Well, one daughter he ignored and didn't even acknowledge for years, so his testosterone must have been plenty high.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Republicans: "W? Who is that? Never heard of him!"

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SullivanSt's avatar

<em>Somebody</em> goes to bed every night dreaming of being one of Mitt's sister wives.

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Bezoar's avatar

"...the children of the general population are 51 percent male and 49 percent female, but the children of the Forbes billionaire list are 60 percent male."

Do you think this might betray some use of selective abortion?

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