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SullivanSt's avatar

Anthony Kennedy may be a huge disappointment much of the time, especially when joyfully stripping the people of their recourse against abusive corporate overreach, but if he managed to shut K-Lo the fuck up, I'll love him forever.

SullivanSt's avatar

Why is it, anyway, that ignorance (let's face it, that's what they mean when they say "innocence") is so dearly cherished?

Oh wait that's right, it's the only way their side gets elected. Move along.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in all fairness, they usually go straight to bestiality so this is kind of an improvement

The Quirk's avatar

You stop that Master Baster Baiting.

York's avatar

Kathryn Jean Lopez: Cookie. Monster.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Or if Paula Deen had been using it, a butter baster bastard.

Vienna Woods's avatar

That's why I subscribe.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought Bert and Ernie were made in the Jim Henson's kitchen out of felt and ping pong balls or whatnot.

Shypixel's avatar

Dan Savage is coming. I prepped.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is New Yorker and cover is by an independent artist. Nevertheless

Fox calls for defunding Sesame Street in <i>(uses Count's voice)<i> 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...</i></i>

Shypixel's avatar

Freaky. Muppetsex.

Also:

Who? Cares?

Shypixel's avatar

NotEvenWith. YourDick.