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Boscoe's avatar

I guess you haven't heard of "genetic mutation"? ;P

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Hey! I'm 71 and... nevermind, you're right.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

I'm still a little surprised that they shut down that asshat in the cowboy hat over his "taste their own blood" twit.

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Professor Fate's avatar

I have to say that this latest insane Tweet about I've got the biggest bomb of them all seems to have pushed everybody's crazy button. It's reminding me of the reaction to Newt saying he shut down the government because Bill Clinton made him sit in the back of Air Force One.

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Opiwan's avatar

In Soviet Russia, trash burns YOU!

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Naytch's avatar

I knew being a cleric in service to Draffut was going to pay off! I've always been a Man of Dog. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'd forgotten that one, good times. (I love anyone who has the good taste to put newt in his proper place.)

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Isn't that what they call a self-fulfilling prophecy?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That's awesome, I always wanted to be a proofreader.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

No! That’s on MONDAY at 5 PM. 😵🤤

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Just realized where I've seen Un's suit before. Spicer used to wear it!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Trump's dick is a joke, which makes this the perfect place to discuss such things.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If we don't win Best Dick Joke, I'm screaming RIGGED! at the top of my lungs.

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JParkerSD46's avatar

How about having this one on Dotard's desk? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Querolous's avatar

You win an intertube! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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