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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

No thunbs? That explains his guitar playing.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

It's not exactly the Georgia Dome <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/house_zpsf47fd297.jpg" target="_blank">up there</a>.

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Think how much fun it would be to be there, training a laser pointer on him. The thought of being shot at would probably make him crap his pants. Again.

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They'll have to pry your poop jokes from your cold, dead ... uh, never mind.

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Ted's so-called career, these days, is pandering to the very jagoffs who'd be thrilled if he crapped all over an Obama SOTU -- and I'm pretty sure he knows it.

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What are the odds that Meigs County would show up in two separate Wonkadoodles, on consecutive days?

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I suspect that's what this asshole Stockman is hoping for: making a mess of the SOTU, with the idea that he can get away with "Gee, I had no idea that Ted was going to do such a thing!" Hell, they're probably working out together whatever shit Nuge is going to spout. There's really no other reason to invite the loon.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

It's in his Wikipedia entry. Looking for other references, I found this <a href="http:\/\/willied.com\/features\/630-ted-nugent-drops-dead-at-64" target="_blank">report of Nugent's death</a> It's dated 18 April 2013, but some of the commenters seem to take it seriously.

bobbert's avatar

I assume her husband will be with her. I betcha Nooge will be very polite.

bobbert's avatar

In Meigs County. The circle is complete.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

About a googolplex to one. Which proves conclusively that the Flying Spaghetti Monster not only exists, He sometimes touches Wonkette with His Noodly Appendage.

bobbert's avatar

Secret Service has no comment. If they <i>did</i> have a comment, it would be "You expect us to worry about this pussy? If he shoots off his mouth in the gallery, the ushers will throw him out."

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Nuge will be happy to hear that the "second amendment solution" has <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-201_162-57568675\/gunfight-in-delaware-courthouse-kills-3\/" target="_blank">worked out for yet another gun-toting asshole. </a>