Let's say you're a guy who invited a President of the United States to "suck on my machine gun,"predicted that if the same president were reelected, you would be"dead or in jail" within the year, and hasfantasized about overthrowing the government.
It&#039;s not exactly the Georgia Dome <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/house_zpsf47fd297.jpg" target="_blank">up there</a>.
Think how much fun it would be to be there, training a laser pointer on him. The thought of being shot at would probably make him crap his pants. Again.
Ted&#039;s so-called career, these days, is pandering to the very jagoffs who&#039;d be thrilled if he crapped all over an Obama SOTU -- and I&#039;m pretty sure he knows it.
I suspect that&#039;s what this asshole Stockman is hoping for: making a mess of the SOTU, with the idea that he can get away with &quot;Gee, I had no idea that Ted was going to do such a thing!&quot; Hell, they&#039;re probably working out together whatever shit Nuge is going to spout. There&#039;s really no other reason to invite the loon.
It&#039;s in his Wikipedia entry. Looking for other references, I found this <a href="http:\/\/willied.com\/features\/630-ted-nugent-drops-dead-at-64" target="_blank">report of Nugent&#039;s death</a> It&#039;s dated 18 April 2013, but some of the commenters seem to take it seriously.
About a googolplex to one. Which proves conclusively that the Flying Spaghetti Monster not only exists, He sometimes touches Wonkette with His Noodly Appendage.
Secret Service has no comment. If they <i>did</i> have a comment, it would be &quot;You expect us to worry about this pussy? If he shoots off his mouth in the gallery, the ushers will throw him out.&quot;
Nuge will be happy to hear that the &quot;second amendment solution&quot; has <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-201_162-57568675\/gunfight-in-delaware-courthouse-kills-3\/" target="_blank">worked out for yet another gun-toting asshole. </a>
No thunbs? That explains his guitar playing.
It&#039;s not exactly the Georgia Dome <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/house_zpsf47fd297.jpg" target="_blank">up there</a>.
Think how much fun it would be to be there, training a laser pointer on him. The thought of being shot at would probably make him crap his pants. Again.
No balls involved, just insanity (Nugent) and stupidity (Stockman).
They&#039;ll have to pry your poop jokes from your cold, dead ... uh, never mind.
Ted&#039;s so-called career, these days, is pandering to the very jagoffs who&#039;d be thrilled if he crapped all over an Obama SOTU -- and I&#039;m pretty sure he knows it.
He does that every time he wipes his ass.
What are the odds that Meigs County would show up in two separate Wonkadoodles, on consecutive days?
I suspect that&#039;s what this asshole Stockman is hoping for: making a mess of the SOTU, with the idea that he can get away with &quot;Gee, I had no idea that Ted was going to do such a thing!&quot; Hell, they&#039;re probably working out together whatever shit Nuge is going to spout. There&#039;s really no other reason to invite the loon.
It&#039;s in his Wikipedia entry. Looking for other references, I found this <a href="http:\/\/willied.com\/features\/630-ted-nugent-drops-dead-at-64" target="_blank">report of Nugent&#039;s death</a> It&#039;s dated 18 April 2013, but some of the commenters seem to take it seriously.
I assume her husband will be with her. I betcha Nooge will be very polite.
In Meigs County. The circle is complete.
About a googolplex to one. Which proves conclusively that the Flying Spaghetti Monster not only exists, He sometimes touches Wonkette with His Noodly Appendage.
Gallery.
Secret Service has no comment. If they <i>did</i> have a comment, it would be &quot;You expect us to worry about this pussy? If he shoots off his mouth in the gallery, the ushers will throw him out.&quot;
Nuge will be happy to hear that the &quot;second amendment solution&quot; has <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-201_162-57568675\/gunfight-in-delaware-courthouse-kills-3\/" target="_blank">worked out for yet another gun-toting asshole. </a>