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Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

Pissiness is Devin's normal state. And he should have to run in Iowa, where the family holdings (and cows) are. California would be glad to see the west end of him going east, I'm sure....even Fresno.

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Kasara's avatar

I think we need to give the House some kind of remedy for cases like our current situation where the Senate refuses to deal with the bills they're sent (and vice versa if that ever happens). We are supposed to have a system of checks and balances but we seem to be missing some.

We also need to rethink how the house seats are distributed. More seats or something.

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

Nunes (v): to plunge oneself into a never ending cycle of being mocked for whining about being mocked.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

You are udderly crazy.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

I try to milk the humor for all its worth

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biff murphy's avatar

Nunes (R-Cow) a fatuous publicity-seeking cocksplat who has unnatural urges toward dairy cows.

Talk about smaller margins, lets see what happens next time Devin, something tells me you're all done.

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biff murphy's avatar

only milk chocolate

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Ambivalent Liver Cocktail Upset..

Or its acronym H.A.N.G.O.V.E.R.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Is that the distance between the cow's teats?

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Or "out of control pandemics" or "grandpa's lungs dissolving"

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

There's a reason it's called the Bully Pulpit.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Oh how I wish I had been a contemporary of Ella Mae. She was one wild woman.

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