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Pissiness is Devin's normal state. And he should have to run in Iowa, where the family holdings (and cows) are. California would be glad to see the west end of him going east, I'm sure....even Fresno.

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I think we need to give the House some kind of remedy for cases like our current situation where the Senate refuses to deal with the bills they're sent (and vice versa if that ever happens). We are supposed to have a system of checks and balances but we seem to be missing some.

We also need to rethink how the house seats are distributed. More seats or something.

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Nunes (v): to plunge oneself into a never ending cycle of being mocked for whining about being mocked.

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You are udderly crazy.

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I try to milk the humor for all its worth

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Nunes (R-Cow) a fatuous publicity-seeking cocksplat who has unnatural urges toward dairy cows.

Talk about smaller margins, lets see what happens next time Devin, something tells me you're all done.

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only milk chocolate

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Ambivalent Liver Cocktail Upset..

Or its acronym H.A.N.G.O.V.E.R.

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Is that the distance between the cow's teats?

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Or "out of control pandemics" or "grandpa's lungs dissolving"

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There's a reason it's called the Bully Pulpit.

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Oh how I wish I had been a contemporary of Ella Mae. She was one wild woman.

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