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Spurning Beer's avatar

Agreed. It seems possible, too, that the anti-gay part could have set up a blackmail device or poison pill in their arrangement.

The Quirk's avatar

But the safe was in the closet too. So even an inanimate object couldn't be open about its sexuality.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And I bet that the "vigorous defense" will vigorously resist being mounted.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wait, it gets better. (Didn't think that was possible, did you?)

Among the others charged is real-estate developer Aaron Malinsky, who the feds say funneled $472,500 to Kruger via Turano's shell companies, for his support of a Brooklyn real-estate project. A project approved by - are you sitting down? - the district manager for Brooklyn Community Board 18, Dorothy Turano, a.k.a. momma Turano to this happy family. (The Board had recently rejected a similar dvelopment project on the same site by a different, but presumably honest, developer.) You can't make this stuff up. Not even Carl Hiaasen, if you coked him to the gills, could make this up.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"...crisp, large denominational bills...?”

I prefer large non-denominational bills in case I need to get change from a temple, mosque or synagogue...

PS: Does "large denominational" make one a top and not a bottom?

schmannity's avatar

Plunkett of Tammany Hall is shocked and spinning in his grave.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The poor priest, possibly a victim of a man in a position of trust. It's an outrage.

fuflans's avatar

ahhh NY. giving IL a serious run for 'most corrupt' crown.

Fartknocker's avatar

A corrupt from Legislator from New York, a lying egomanical Governor from Texas, and koch-sucking Governor from Wisconsin.

Folks I am out of here. Between this and the tsunami, it's off to Ohio for me!