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This made my heart happy. I will play that until my cheeks hurt from smiling.

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Yup. All the squeals about shutting down the Clinton Foundation if Hillary won have proven to be partisan BS. Not that it was ever in doubt, but when the 2 sons who are supposedly running the business in a blind trust are constantly spouting off about politics and doing campaign events, and not a single word from anybody about it...

IOIYAR strikes yet again.

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The answer better be LOCK HIM UP!

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Here's how Eric will do it:

https://youtu.be/LdtDCC0027...

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Will they get serious about that? I would find it entertaining if Eric can't visit Trump Tower or anywhere else in New York State without getting arrested.

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Throw da book at him.

In fact, I suggest that AG James get a boxed set of the Song of Ice and Fire series (even without Book 7), and throw that at him. That'll leave a mark. (With votes.)

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I'm sure Eric will not be that good at it. You watch. He'll fuck it up.

"Your Honor, at this time, I would like to enact my Second Amendment rights. Wait. What? Oh shit."

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Sensational!

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Usually with their fingers in his face as well.

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My question is "What will happen when baby Eric blows this off, which we all know he will do?"

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Hahaha silly NYAG, you win this battle and what do you get? The stupidest Trump who don' know NOTHIN' on the stand. I guess maybe he'll say something so egregiously stupid that he'll give up the whole game, but it's a long shot.

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Everything needs to toll when someone is beyond the reach of the relevant law-enforcement agency. Such as, for example, federal crimes when someone holds the office of POTUS.

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He does bear a passing resemblance to Jake Busey...

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Unconditional election, which has some parallels with prosperity gospel, which is what a lot of the so-called Evangelicals actually preach.

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It'll be interesting to see what kind of pretzel he'll be willing to twist the law into by inserting the feds into a state case.

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