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It's absolutely true because I read it in the <strike>Daily Mail</strike> New York Post.

Although, it certainly has an air of credibility, source notwithstanding.

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"Improbably still-employed campaign spokeswoman Barbara Morgan..."

The water cooler scuttlebutt is that she is about to be replaced with Smiling Bob.

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Wait. Gothamist is owned by AP? Not that I exactly give fuck, but what?

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Dude, all he did was skip out on city council meetings. Not "important business".

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This should get a prize for succinctness.

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In the blighted exurbs like Carlsbad, they'll do anything to simulate sustainability.

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A young lady dragged me to an EST presentation and it turned out about 3/4s of the crowd were ESThole shills.

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Why didn't he rent Ole Newt's millions of Twitter followers?

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Promise me he is going to disappear after the primary. PROMISE MEEEEEEE...

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Looks like Carl "Cinco" Demaio has shot his political wad.

Sorry it took so long to think of this.

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Out here in Filnerville, we look with scorn on pretenders like Weiner, who can only be bothered to commit gross sexual acts via telephone.

Tomorrow's Bob's last day. What will obsess our media afterward?

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You <strike>go to press</strike> hit "Send" with the scandal you have, not the scandal you'd like to have.

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