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In the NYPD's opinion, the mayor and his wife should have worn invisibility cloaks.

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New NYPD slogan: "To Protect and Sulk."

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I thought "Fashion Police" was just a metaphor.

NYPD sez: "Stop and Be Frisky ... with this delightful two piece ensemble complemented by a playful clutch and wedge shoes."

I'm waiting to hear what Tim Gunn thinks of all this.

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'Do as you would be done by' does not apply to the NYPD.

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The only way we can tell if someone does support the police is if they start wearing a small police badge next to their American flag lapel pin and under the Christian lapel cross.

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Want me to tell you some place else trousers are not appropriate besides doing the prom you cant wear them to do the porn either

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The thin blue hem

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But David Bowie is the thin white duke, so he can wear whatever the hell he wants

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To Sulk and Project.

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They are worse than 9/11 times infinity plus Hitler.

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Even with the massive media PR machine which puts the police in every murikan home in prime time for the last - I don't know, <i>fifty years</i> - people still hate the cops. (((( DONG!!!! )))))

If the aliens ever uncover our DVR's in a thousand years they will think we literally worshiped the police.

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What kind of "newspaper" even publishes inane shit like this? Couldn't they find something else to cover (besides the bottom of a birdcage)?

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At this point? Everyone.

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