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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

In the NYPD's opinion, the mayor and his wife should have worn invisibility cloaks.

Joshua Norton's avatar

New NYPD slogan: "To Protect and Sulk."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought "Fashion Police" was just a metaphor.

NYPD sez: "Stop and Be Frisky ... with this delightful two piece ensemble complemented by a playful clutch and wedge shoes."

I'm waiting to hear what Tim Gunn thinks of all this.

PubOption's avatar

'Do as you would be done by' does not apply to the NYPD.

chascates's avatar

The only way we can tell if someone does support the police is if they start wearing a small police badge next to their American flag lapel pin and under the Christian lapel cross.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Want me to tell you some place else trousers are not appropriate besides doing the prom you cant wear them to do the porn either

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But David Bowie is the thin white duke, so he can wear whatever the hell he wants

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They are worse than 9/11 times infinity plus Hitler.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Even with the massive media PR machine which puts the police in every murikan home in prime time for the last - I don't know, <i>fifty years</i> - people still hate the cops. (((( DONG!!!! )))))

If the aliens ever uncover our DVR's in a thousand years they will think we literally worshiped the police.

Lefty Mark's avatar

What kind of "newspaper" even publishes inane shit like this? Couldn't they find something else to cover (besides the bottom of a birdcage)?

marxalot's avatar

At this point? Everyone.