How confident is Barack Obama now that he's won a second term? Does he have political capital, and is aimin' to spend it? Or is it a matter of "cockiness," "hubris" and foul-mouthed jive? We will go with that second option, as the New York Times insiders us
oh noes! If Barry isn't extra-nice, the Republicans might not agree with him, even stamp their feet and all. They are nitwits and the fact they *don't* have the country behind them is sinking in. They had been believing all that nonsense they were telling each other. Now it is a cold day in February and the guy who was supposed be outta there has eaten their lunch and will be giving the SOTU tonight.
This epic level of "Concern Trolling" should be the sixth stage of grief, where the dead come back as zombies and terrorize the living.
Us stoopid liberals and our stoopid, stoopid white guilt...
And let me say, for the record and without equivocation, that I am tired of these motherfucking teabaggers in the motherfucking house!
Anybody in the room with a laser pointer could easily get him to shit his pants.
Just because I'm on a "shorter" kick of late, the Shorter NYT:
<blockquote>The black President, who is black, might just be too black. BLACK!</blockquote>
Only problem is, China are demanding that we send them most of Texas&#039; salary, and a territory to be named later.
&quot;Where&#039;s my motherfuckin&#039; iced tea?!&quot;
I think it&#039;s time for a good ol&#039; &quot;kiss the ring, bitch!&quot; line...
oh noes! If Barry isn&#039;t extra-nice, the Republicans might not agree with him, even stamp their feet and all. They are nitwits and the fact they *don&#039;t* have the country behind them is sinking in. They had been believing all that nonsense they were telling each other. Now it is a cold day in February and the guy who was supposed be outta there has eaten their lunch and will be giving the SOTU tonight.
I don&#039;t remember that the Repubs complained, when Nixon dropped profanities.
Oh great, then he gets blamed for Jimmy Hoffa too.
not to mention, &quot;I Earned Political Capital, and Now I Intend to Spend It&quot; . Oh wait...
Aaand now, I imagine it to be <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=IRslKeT0EmQ" target="_blank">this drone</a>
Definitely don&#039;t wash them in Old Partisan River, down there. You don&#039;t even want to know what that liquid is.
Well that sure was a refreshing take on an entirely new angle, NYT!
Wait, wasn&#039;t this a recipe for GOP leftover shit-souffle?
This epic level of &quot;Concern Trolling&quot; should be the sixth stage of grief, where the dead come back as zombies and terrorize the living.
RIP Fourth Estate, welcome ravenous Brain-Eating Journamalizms!
That door-opening thing is how Those People get you <i>inside a place with limited egress</i>!!!!1!!