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Us stoopid liberals and our stoopid, stoopid white guilt...

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And let me say, for the record and without equivocation, that I am tired of these motherfucking teabaggers in the motherfucking house!

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Anybody in the room with a laser pointer could easily get him to shit his pants.

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Just because I'm on a "shorter" kick of late, the Shorter NYT:

<blockquote>The black President, who is black, might just be too black. BLACK!</blockquote>

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Only problem is, China are demanding that we send them most of Texas' salary, and a territory to be named later.

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"Where's my motherfuckin' iced tea?!"

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I think it's time for a good ol' "kiss the ring, bitch!" line...

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oh noes! If Barry isn't extra-nice, the Republicans might not agree with him, even stamp their feet and all. They are nitwits and the fact they *don't* have the country behind them is sinking in. They had been believing all that nonsense they were telling each other. Now it is a cold day in February and the guy who was supposed be outta there has eaten their lunch and will be giving the SOTU tonight.

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I don't remember that the Repubs complained, when Nixon dropped profanities.

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Oh great, then he gets blamed for Jimmy Hoffa too.

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not to mention, "I Earned Political Capital, and Now I Intend to Spend It" . Oh wait...

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Aaand now, I imagine it to be <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=IRslKeT0EmQ" target="_blank">this drone</a>

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Definitely don't wash them in Old Partisan River, down there. You don't even want to know what that liquid is.

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Well that sure was a refreshing take on an entirely new angle, NYT!

Wait, wasn't this a recipe for GOP leftover shit-souffle?

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This epic level of "Concern Trolling" should be the sixth stage of grief, where the dead come back as zombies and terrorize the living.

RIP Fourth Estate, welcome ravenous Brain-Eating Journamalizms!

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That door-opening thing is how Those People get you <i>inside a place with limited egress</i>!!!!1!!

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