NYT To McCain: Your Writing Sucks, Too

Stylish wordsmith Barack Obama had an op-ed in theNew York Timeslast week, which is kind of a big deal. He could be the next David Brooks or Bill Kristol or even Maureen Dowd! So then Grampa Walnuts McCain was all, "Argghhh, I should get a column in theNew York Times, I was tortured," so theTimesis all, "Okay, submit one, we guess?"

According to Drudge or where-ever he got this from, Op-Ed editor David Shipley coldrejectedMcCain's submission because, instead of being an op-ed for theNYT, was just some rehashed campaign talking points against Obama.

 NYT REJECTS MCCAIN'S EDITORIAL; SHOULD 'MIRROR' OBAMA [DRUDGE REPORT]