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Tornadoes mean good luck. Wait. I got my superstitions mixed up. Stay away from anything windy.

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If you are, so am I.

Although I was unaware of the amusing geographical silliness.

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:assumes Renaissance fountain pose:

:projectile vomits:

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Watch out for I-55 North where it approaches the Mississippi River Bridge. I have almost been killed there about 8 times.

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Underarm moist.

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Head for the Stax Museum.

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That's what she said.

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More interesting is the Alex Jones explanation for WHY it exists.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Pyramid on the $1 bill, freemason argle bargle, etc.

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Bristol LIBEL??

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Hey, that rhymed. ;-)

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Do. Not. Want.

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Remember, "If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, you're welcome."

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Be sure to visit the grain silos while you are there!!

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And this week, Fiji was hit by its biggest cyclone ever. Nothing to see here, move along.

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