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shastakoala's avatar

Tornadoes mean good luck. Wait. I got my superstitions mixed up. Stay away from anything windy.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

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bobbert's avatar

If you are, so am I.

Although I was unaware of the amusing geographical silliness.

Markéta Nemec's avatar

:assumes Renaissance fountain pose:

:projectile vomits:

Queen Méabh's avatar

Watch out for I-55 North where it approaches the Mississippi River Bridge. I have almost been killed there about 8 times.

OzarkTroutBum's avatar

Head for the Stax Museum.

OzarkTroutBum's avatar

More interesting is the Alex Jones explanation for WHY it exists.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Pyramid on the $1 bill, freemason argle bargle, etc.

Skadi's avatar

Hey, that rhymed. ;-)

gedjcj's avatar

Remember, "If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, you're welcome."

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Be sure to visit the grain silos while you are there!!

FauxAntocles's avatar

And this week, Fiji was hit by its biggest cyclone ever. Nothing to see here, move along.