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Well, I just meant the hair. Everything else is just terrible.

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Why "Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie" could never work.

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Hey, asshole, this girl is going to talk to you, okay? and she's going to say "FUCK OFF YOU GIANT DOUCHE!"

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He was pretty dishy, wasn't he?

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I don't wanna go, if that's the case.

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His website told me I'm a "wanted woman". I'm a 60 year-old man.

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You Vixen, you!

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<i>you are a woman. Don’t try to be a guy. Guys like you because you are different from them.</i>

Ironically, never having actually seen one himself outside of a parochial school uniform or a nun's habit, he has no idea just <i>how</i> different.

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The Hapsburgs?

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Genghis Kahn=Dreamboat.

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How can you tell? The lightbulb up his ass might be burned out.

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You know who else conquered lands and stood up for the oppressed, albeit in the Sudentenland?

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Buyt they are hoping to say "Oh God!", are they not?

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That look was cool - thirty years ago.

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"Colanders R Us"

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That shock he got from a 220 line would explain both his appearance and his ideas.

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