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diogenez's avatar

Well, I just meant the hair. Everything else is just terrible.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why "Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie" could never work.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, asshole, this girl is going to talk to you, okay? and she's going to say "FUCK OFF YOU GIANT DOUCHE!"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He was pretty dishy, wasn't he?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't wanna go, if that's the case.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

His website told me I'm a "wanted woman". I'm a 60 year-old man.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

You Vixen, you!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>you are a woman. Don’t try to be a guy. Guys like you because you are different from them.</i>

Ironically, never having actually seen one himself outside of a parochial school uniform or a nun's habit, he has no idea just <i>how</i> different.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

The Hapsburgs?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Genghis Kahn=Dreamboat.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How can you tell? The lightbulb up his ass might be burned out.

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schmannity's avatar

You know who else conquered lands and stood up for the oppressed, albeit in the Sudentenland?

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PsycWench's avatar

Buyt they are hoping to say "Oh God!", are they not?

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diogenez's avatar

That look was cool - thirty years ago.

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PsycWench's avatar

"Colanders R Us"

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chascates's avatar

That shock he got from a 220 line would explain both his appearance and his ideas.

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