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diogenez's avatar

Well, I just meant the hair. Everything else is just terrible.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why "Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie" could never work.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, asshole, this girl is going to talk to you, okay? and she's going to say "FUCK OFF YOU GIANT DOUCHE!"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He was pretty dishy, wasn't he?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't wanna go, if that's the case.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

His website told me I'm a "wanted woman". I'm a 60 year-old man.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>you are a woman. Don’t try to be a guy. Guys like you because you are different from them.</i>

Ironically, never having actually seen one himself outside of a parochial school uniform or a nun's habit, he has no idea just <i>how</i> different.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Genghis Kahn=Dreamboat.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How can you tell? The lightbulb up his ass might be burned out.

schmannity's avatar

You know who else conquered lands and stood up for the oppressed, albeit in the Sudentenland?

PsycWench's avatar

Buyt they are hoping to say "Oh God!", are they not?

diogenez's avatar

That look was cool - thirty years ago.

PsycWench's avatar

"Colanders R Us"

chascates's avatar

That shock he got from a 220 line would explain both his appearance and his ideas.