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Now wait a goddamn minute. These women are oblivious to market forces, because there is absolutely no other place where you can get a beautiful woman to dress up in a cheerleader outfit and bounce around for you for only $150... uh, according to a friend of mine.

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Is there such a thing?

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Actually, some of the extracurricular work can pay real well. I've had some of the NFL and NBA girls on corporate gigs and they made bank (or at least billed out rather well. I don't know the structure as far as billing). That was part of how they justified paying so poorly at games- they were giving the women an opportunity to make real money on outside work.

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That's not saying much

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because handball was taken?

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They should be employed by and paid by the TV networks and not the teams, since the only spectators who can even see them are viewers of the television broadcast.

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"That, for those of you without an “Esquire” after your names, is ILLEGAL."

For those with an "Esquire" on their coffee table, just never mind.

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Yeah ... but that's a fortune in exposure dollars!

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150 Bucks?? Is somebody charging extra for the cheeleader outfit?

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Maybe someday, after we get rid of all the other religions.

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Or product placement opportunities.

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Wyoming couldn't fill a stadium, even if everybody went.

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What about Raiditrixes?

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Raiderettes? What a dumb name. What about Pilferess?

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They wouldn't want star QB Ben Ruthlessfucker to lose his focus.

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Exactly. Plus, the job comes with certain intangibles. Like the opportunity to date handsome, rich, and yes, possibly violent football players, for starters. You can't put a hourly value on that. Plus, they shouldn't be in it for money. They should be in it for the love of the game and the opportunity to date handsome, rich, possibly violent football players.

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