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It was a "coincidence" that Donald Trump called for the execution of five innocent black men in a full page newspaper ad.

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NYT: "All the news that's fit to print"WaPo: "Democracy dies in darkness"OANN: "Garbage in, garbage out"

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Known to be a seedy operation.

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You mean he's in a hoax-pital, right?

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No, he's not gonna take it.

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Sun's out, lung's out.

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The whole thing seems like a low-rent high school production. Kids pretending to be news anchors. It's actually kinda cute, in a way!

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SUCH a great song!

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Take this under advisement, jerkweed!

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I hope the prize $$$ is enough to buy a coffin.

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Smoke, drop, shoot, snort, or rub into your belly...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Wasn't there already one where they tore them up?

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She's just the wallpaper.

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I can't wait to reshare those videos in the OANN.com comment section.

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Well, if they're young they probably won't die.

So, I hope that cash prize is enough to cover the costs of their debilitating lung disease and to make up the difference in the salary they might have made if they could have spent more than four hours a day out of bed for the rest of their lives.

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Oh. Him.

Fucked with a pineapple tied to a garden weasel with razor wire.

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