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Obama Accused of Using Lame 'Zune' Device
According to somePhiladelphia CityPaperblog post we don't really believe and can only half comprehend because the HTML is all broken because a million people must be trying to read this same important scandalous story right now, Barack Obama was seen in a gym somewhere using the failed Microsoft music player called "the Zune" -- instead of the Apple Mac iPod, which is what fancy people use, because they are so classy with their taste and money. UPCOMING REVELATIONS: Obama wears Old Navy jeans, likes Coldplay, lovedThe Da Vinci Code,and thoughtReturn of the Jediwas the best of the original trilogy, because of the Ewoks. [ CityPaper & CityPaper ]