Barack Obama is fleeing the country for a ten-day "please stop taking our jobs?" tour of India, Indonesia, South Korea and Japan. And there have been many accurate news reports suggesting that Obama is spending two hundred million dollars a day on this Gluttonous Asian Vacation: Our president does not pack lightly! According to
Drudge has it all wrong. The White House will be flown over by a huge team of specially trained bald eagles, carrying the building by way of a solid gold custom-made harness and cable, all decorated with fragments of Faberge eggs smashed especially for this decorative purpose.
Michelle will probably get the chairmanship of the House Republican Conference because the loudest, craziest, and stupidest people always rise to the top of any Republican organization.*
*This corollary is hereto known as the Grumpe’ Principle.
How DARE Barack HUSSEIN Obama travel to foreign countries! He's the president of the United States of MURICA (for now), not Derpderpderpbunchabrowns-istan! And if he has to travel to consult with his Muslin overlords, he should do so in the cargo hold of a beat-up old B-2 bomber and stay at the youth hostel.
Wasn't there some official (made up) rule that says you're not supposed to criticize the president when he's on foreign soil that got rolled out every time previous presidents (named Bush) went overseas?
But...but..but...I thought spending was good? That's why we're supposed to slash taxes, so that people will take their extra money and buy stuff with it and that generates jobs? By my calculations Barry's trip will add 1,300+ jobs to the economy over the next five years (I can make up random numbers too!) so Bachmann et al should be all over it.
And have you seen how tall Michelle is? Secret Muslims get to break all the rules.
The phrase you might be looking for is "tongue-punching his fartbox"
AKA "coughing up a (pubic) hairball"
Drudge has it all wrong. The White House will be flown over by a huge team of specially trained bald eagles, carrying the building by way of a solid gold custom-made harness and cable, all decorated with fragments of Faberge eggs smashed especially for this decorative purpose.
I haven't heard how Dino Flintstone made out in the Bedrock election.
Michelle will probably get the chairmanship of the House Republican Conference because the loudest, craziest, and stupidest people always rise to the top of any Republican organization.*
*This corollary is hereto known as the Grumpe’ Principle.
How DARE Barack HUSSEIN Obama travel to foreign countries! He's the president of the United States of MURICA (for now), not Derpderpderpbunchabrowns-istan! And if he has to travel to consult with his Muslin overlords, he should do so in the cargo hold of a beat-up old B-2 bomber and stay at the youth hostel.
Now that’s journalism.
Sadly, that last option is off the table, due to their experiences with Bill Clinton at the youth hostel.
Wasn't there some official (made up) rule that says you're not supposed to criticize the president when he's on foreign soil that got rolled out every time previous presidents (named Bush) went overseas?
Also, pork chops and watermelon will arrive via cargo plane to insure freshness, according to the usual reliable sources.
But...but..but...I thought spending was good? That's why we're supposed to slash taxes, so that people will take their extra money and buy stuff with it and that generates jobs? By my calculations Barry's trip will add 1,300+ jobs to the economy over the next five years (I can make up random numbers too!) so Bachmann et al should be all over it.
Shh! One mention of "Cock" and "Brothers' and the Congressional Republicans will stampede onto this cruise.
Wait, that's not a bad thing, never mind.