Barack Obama met with other Muslim world leaders in South Korea for the infamous G-20 economic summit, which is sort of like Bohemian Grove except Alex Jones is actually invited. (Who else is going to negotiate favorable Prison Planet DVD exchange rates?) Usually these economic summits are "trade this" and "currency that" and "blah blah blah," but Obama spiced up the proceedings and humiliated the Free World when he abruptly got down on his hands and knees and begged the South Korean delegates to buy more delicious American beef. But why should we share our cow anuses with these foreigners? (Did American farmers harvest enough beef this meat season, or was there an early frost?) Oh, there's plenty of meat, and now we will have to hoard it all in our National Meat Vault, because America and South Korea "failed to reach an agreement on a new trade pact." Darn it! In a few years we will have to drain the Atlantic Ocean and then fill it with all the surplus cow innards we have. This must be the One World Nation Barack Obama dreams about every night. [
Don't forget cochineal.
You're talking about Grandma Corn-teats, right?
You obviously have never been to Wisconsin.
I'd call it a Happy Ending Meal.
Put a pearl necklace on all animals? If I'm arrested at the Zoo I'm going to blame Wonkette.
We need to somehow Rule 34 Wonkette, any ideas?
Who knew there were so many hippies helping the environment in New York?
Are you offering to be made into mechanically separated human hot dogs?
I hope any paper written about Wonkette gives people tenure, in the future.
Or a bus that said it was going to BURNING MAN!
If we all stop eating meat, our blood will turn green. Good god man, she is trying to turn us all into Vulcans!
I'm not complaining...I mean, I can find porn on the web with the best of them, but seriously, why was the picture changed?
Fine, Korea. You don't buy the beef, we don't sell you our dogmeat.
Mooo moo moooo!
So that's what you young people are calling erections these days.
Yes...they are udderly amazing.