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Obama Calls For Smog Death To Please GOP…

Kirsten B. Johnson
Sep 2, 2011

Barack Obama is still diligently working his way down the GOP's War on Christmas wish list of giant white corporate castles built from the skulls of welfare recipients and two-headed glow in the dark ponies riddled with toxic-sludge-filled DNA, and oh look, here's another one: the White House

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Aug 22, 2023

Ozone is theory ... and there's a hole in it.

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Aug 22, 2023

To be fair, that is pretty damned important...

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Aug 22, 2023

Lots of calcium in the bones.

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Aug 22, 2023

Just remember, it's not "climate", it's "weather".

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Aug 22, 2023

All of these things are signs of a healthy, jerb-creatin' economy.

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Aug 22, 2023

Your logic is flawless in a Republican kind of way.

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