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Buddy Knox.

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They absolutely, positively, must must must borrow a certain Springsteen song for their campaign theme. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLh_tcg46bE">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Not sure Honolulu will be cool with being a "dead man's town", but they'll get over it.

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Unfortunately, stupidity isn't cured by information, discussion, or satire.

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A new Arizona law will require prospective presidential candidates to post their parents' sex tapes before they can appear on the ballot.

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Winner.

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Digging through his files; he thought you asked for a dumb fuck certificate.

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Just don't wear any shirts with OBL on them. Your Obama shirt will sneak up on it and you KNOW the rest.

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they should do :

'they killed osama bin laden and all i got was this lousy t-shirt'

one.

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Plan ahead: buy one for next summer's Wet Political Tee-Shirt Contest in Panama City.

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