Times are tough and getting significantly tougher, so it's a challenge for the Obama campaign to come up with some fundraising stunts that will attract any attention in these desperate, weird times. He could put his dong on Twitter, we suppose, but that's not exactly the right kind of attention. What the Barack Obama campaign machine needs is some kind of
I was thinking much the same thing: I'm probably a much better cook than Obama. If everyone threw a $10 at me I could definitely manage a nice pork chop with raspberry sauce, and I promise not to ask for votes.
I mis-read the add. Instead of it saying, "1 can be yours", I thought it was "I can be yours". Then I thought, PRESIDENT BOYFRIEND IS BACK!
yeah, this is a dinner i would like to attend. four random angry progressives and the president. for five minutes.
now, if someone offered me a dinner with biden or blago, that i would do.
I was thinking much the same thing: I'm probably a much better cook than Obama. If everyone threw a $10 at me I could definitely manage a nice pork chop with raspberry sauce, and I promise not to ask for votes.
I can already see the Fox News headline: "Obama Trades Food for Campaign Donations."
I mis-read the add. Instead of it saying, "1 can be yours", I thought it was "I can be yours". Then I thought, PRESIDENT BOYFRIEND IS BACK!
But he's not.
Will it be a plate of cotton candy: you think you have a mouthful but when you bite down there's not much there?
Will I get a refund if I win, then can't go because I'm a pacificst union sympathizer terrorist?