We commend the Secret Service agents assigned to Barack Obama, who have to put up with all of this INSANE crap he always announces a mere couple of weeks before big events, such as, "let's not hold this historic rally in a safe, easily securable arena, let's have it in a HUGE OPEN-AIR PLACE WITH GUNS EVERYWHERE." Because the Obama campaign has chosen Chicago's Grant Park, an enormous FIELD, as the venue for his election night rally, where he will deliver a speech, outdoors, in the dark. Why is Barack Obama trying to give everyone heart attacks? [ The Swamp ]