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I think they get rid of unwanted pregnancies and make your dishes squeaky clean.

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Me too. I started thinking I was doing it wrong, then I realized I'm post-menopausal so who cares.

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I think he's been lacing the Skoal with something else, judging by the lack of expectoration around here lately. Or did Rebecca have the spittoons taken out when the rug was put in?

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You don't think Paul and Theresa used some kind of .......'precautions' ?

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Ebay won't allow the sale of guns or gun parts: <a href="http://pages.ebay.com/help/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/firearms-weap...">http://pages.ebay.com/help/...

Since Ebay was one of the few remaining places people could buy guns in America, this policy amounted to a de facto repeal of the 2nd Amendment.

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<blockquote>Paul (or his wife Theresa)...</blockquote> Theresa's full name is of course Maria Theresa de los Santos de la Vera Cruz. Or possibly Maria Theresia von des Heiligen Kreuz, if she's not an illegal.

And only three offspring? Let's get after it, Weilands! The Pope needs more Soldiers for Christ!

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re: the photo- Pippi Longstocking really has let herself go...

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