Obama Drunk Dials John Boehner
When the war is over, in the wee small hours, when your tie is loosened and you just want to have a cigarette and bullshit on the phone with another brother who likes his smokes, that's when you open the last bottle and putKind of Blueon the stereo and accidentally call John Boehner, because your dumb intern put him in the Rolodex under "colored guys." [ White House Flickr/Pete Souza ]
Speaker Boner's favored smoke is extra-long Camel lights, according to reporting from 2008. Marlboros would require compromise. C'mon. Seriously.
I'm sure Boehner will act with the 230 seat mandate the Demoncrats lacked with 255 seats.