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Translation: "Go pester that douche Tom Vilsack for a while. I'm too busy for this shit."

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Dust, noise, and water runoff will save the economy, Bammerz, why do you hate them?

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i so wish i had a 'p' arsenal for the swiffer comment.

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i don't know, if he runs a farm, he's got to be smarter than joe 'our lady of failed unionized blue collar dreams'.

where IS joe btw?

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what if he's right? what if you could actually call the USDA and get reasonable answers?

i say this b/c i've been forced to do some fairly complicated taxes over the last couple years and every time i've called the IRS for help, they've actually, well, helped.

then i compare my experience with the IRS to let's just say, oh, AT&T who i am forced to call every other month b/c every other month my bill resets b/c i have a very old AT&T landline and a very old AT&T dsl account and now that i have shiny NEW AT&T accounts of all kinds they deny any knowledge of each other's existence or of their previous AT&T incarnations.

and i think: i thank GOD for the private sector.

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mmmm...ice cream cones with chocolate sauce. Yes, the sauce smudges her cheek just a little so you lean over and...

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