Barack Obama had a Very Tough Week, in that he was still the president and the first black chief executive of these United States and a hero to millions around the world and brilliant and handsome and also, fuck you, he gave you health insurance and saved your stupid auto industry.
<i>&ldquo;Are you on the line to tell us to vote, Mr. President?&rdquo; asked the douchebag morning DJs, immediately before hitting various fart noise effects on their sound boards. &ldquo;No, I want to be the 100th caller and win tickets to see Train at the County Amphitheater!&rdquo; yelled Barack.</i>
<i> This means that Obama was in a bunker making out with his robot BFF Dick Cheney all day and all night. </i> Girlfriend, have some mercy. That image cannot be unimagined.
<i>&ldquo;Are you on the line to tell us to vote, Mr. President?&rdquo; asked the douchebag morning DJs, immediately before hitting various fart noise effects on their sound boards. &ldquo;No, I want to be the 100th caller and win tickets to see Train at the County Amphitheater!&rdquo; yelled Barack.</i>
Brilliant.
<i> This means that Obama was in a bunker making out with his robot BFF Dick Cheney all day and all night. </i> Girlfriend, have some mercy. That image cannot be unimagined.