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<i>“Are you on the line to tell us to vote, Mr. President?” asked the douchebag morning DJs, immediately before hitting various fart noise effects on their sound boards. “No, I want to be the 100th caller and win tickets to see Train at the County Amphitheater!” yelled Barack.</i>

Brilliant.

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<i> This means that Obama was in a bunker making out with his robot BFF Dick Cheney all day and all night. </i> Girlfriend, have some mercy. That image cannot be unimagined.

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