What with all the other craziness that has gone on in Washington this fall, it only makes sense that Our Great Leader and Guiding Star of the Heavens Barack Obama would choose this moment to start quietly knocking off all the people involved in covering up the provenance of his obviously forged long-form birth certificate.
If you wanted to discredit the people investigating your forged birth certificate, you could hardly do better than making sure that Oily keeps on leading the charge.
I'd give even money on our ability to convince the tinfoil-hatted Birfer Brigade that Obama is paying Oily to lead them astray.
Bamz taking pointers out of the Clinton's playbook just eliminate the damn loose ends and be done with it afore Darrel Issa starts another gawddamn investigation.
Mr. Obama is not running for re-election. He's going to suspend the US Constitution via Executive Order and remain in power due to a national emergency.
Jesus. If only.
Hotter, wetter, tighter.
Today's free advice - don't show John Boner the Queen of Diamonds.
Or any other queen, for that matter...
If you wanted to discredit the people investigating your forged birth certificate, you could hardly do better than making sure that Oily keeps on leading the charge.
I'd give even money on our ability to convince the tinfoil-hatted Birfer Brigade that Obama is paying Oily to lead them astray.
<i>I don&#039;t have proof...</i>
Which is proof that the conspiracy goes <strike>derp</strike> deep...
The day the Dems name their candidate, the conservatards will have a new bone to chew on maniacally. For eight more years, if we&#039;re lucky.
Bamz taking pointers out of the Clinton&#039;s playbook just eliminate the damn loose ends and be done with it afore Darrel Issa starts another gawddamn investigation.
Obama also had Kim Jong Un&#039;s uncle killed.
GW:
Mr. Obama is not running for re-election. He&#039;s going to suspend the US Constitution via Executive Order and remain in power due to a national emergency.
But every day a Muslin.
It&#039;s the <a href="http:\/\/www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/pmc\/articles\/PMC3056430\/" target="_blank"> tinfoil that does it. </a>
You know, this could catch on.
Because nothing says &quot;Trust me&quot; like ten-inch eyelashes atop a death stare.
Alternate alt-caption: &quot;Spit!&quot;
<i>allowing all the other passengers to live.</i>
Is there an app for that?