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Surely we can bring one of Michael Moore's ficus plants from the 2000 election out of retirement.

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Bet a few soldiers retreated to their bunks with that image, and some of <a href="http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2835172\/Newlywed-soldier-gets-romantic-welcome-home-wife-returning-Afghanistan.html" target="_blank">these</a>. Cheyenne Schlagetter for SECDEF!

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they do love their memes, don't they? so what if they have to shoehorn the facts into them and pound those facts with a handsledge until they're unrecognizable to make them fit, the meme itself is sacrosanct

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Leon Panetta libul!!1!

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Rand Paul is already auditioning by practicing declaring war on ISIS

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Rand is busy shedding that isolationist image and <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/senator-rand-paul-calls-declaration-war-against-islamic-152703093.html" target="_blank">preening his warhawk feathers</a>

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This is good news for John McCain.

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Bravo. I "volunteered" after getting drafted.

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But Santa is white. He just is.

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I second this nomination. It's even remotely possible he could get confirmed.

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Republicans are good candidates for Secretary of Defense if you like starting wars… ending them, not so much.

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Rick Perry is typing up his resume.

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Fingers on the home keys, read, begin!

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It's a pity that Hillary is unavailable.

She loves a good war.

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<b>Why the <i>New York Times </i>Does More Damage to American Political Discourse than Fox News </b> By Lot_49 4th Period English

1. Jason Blair 2. Judy Miller 3. Suppressing the NSA scoop until Chimpy was safely re-elected.

The End

<i>Dear Dr Lucidamente1:

That's all I got, and I know it isn't 500 words. Sorry, the dog ate the rest of my essay.</i>

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I nominate Gen. Buck Turgidson.

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