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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Surely we can bring one of Michael Moore's ficus plants from the 2000 election out of retirement.

Lot_49's avatar

Bet a few soldiers retreated to their bunks with that image, and some of <a href="http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2835172\/Newlywed-soldier-gets-romantic-welcome-home-wife-returning-Afghanistan.html" target="_blank">these</a>. Cheyenne Schlagetter for SECDEF!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they do love their memes, don't they? so what if they have to shoehorn the facts into them and pound those facts with a handsledge until they're unrecognizable to make them fit, the meme itself is sacrosanct

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Rand Paul is already auditioning by practicing declaring war on ISIS

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Rand is busy shedding that isolationist image and <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/senator-rand-paul-calls-declaration-war-against-islamic-152703093.html" target="_blank">preening his warhawk feathers</a>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is good news for John McCain.

Lot_49's avatar

Bravo. I "volunteered" after getting drafted.

bobbert's avatar

But Santa is white. He just is.

bobbert's avatar

I second this nomination. It's even remotely possible he could get confirmed.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Republicans are good candidates for Secretary of Defense if you like starting wars… ending them, not so much.

Fartknocker's avatar

Rick Perry is typing up his resume.

Lot_49's avatar

Fingers on the home keys, read, begin!

diogenez's avatar

It's a pity that Hillary is unavailable.

She loves a good war.

Lot_49's avatar

<b>Why the <i>New York Times </i>Does More Damage to American Political Discourse than Fox News </b> By Lot_49 4th Period English

1. Jason Blair 2. Judy Miller 3. Suppressing the NSA scoop until Chimpy was safely re-elected.

The End

<i>Dear Dr Lucidamente1:

That's all I got, and I know it isn't 500 words. Sorry, the dog ate the rest of my essay.</i>

schmannity's avatar

I nominate Gen. Buck Turgidson.