Obama Makes His Secret Service Guys Poop Across The Street
When most people hear "Barack Obama's neighbor," they probably think of slumlord Tony Rezko, whose wife sold the Obamas a patch of dirt once. But it turns out that the Obamas' Chicago home sits across the street from a synagogue where the presidential candidate's Secret Service detail occasionally uses the head! Hear what the kindly rabbi neighbor has to say about Our Barry after the jump.
"He spoke to our congregation as an Illinois state senator; more recently, his Secret Service agents have made use of our, shall we say, facilities."
"Barack Obama is brilliant and open-hearted; he is wiser and more thoughtful than his former minister."
"Obama is no anti-Semite. He is not anti-Israel. He is one of our own, the one figure on the political scene who remembers our past, and has a real vision for repairing our present."
Seriously, Barry? Can you not let your own bodyguards into your house for a little thinky time on the john? Because that is just rude.
Web Exclusive: My Neighbor, Barack [Jewish Week News]