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... blackmailed you how? By refusing to release it?

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... I laughed too when I heard that, then I remembered - Deviant Don is "writing" (dictating) his very own speech for the Inaugurination. In eight days we are going to be able to compare the two... it's a good thing I've got my winter supply of meds curing in the crawl-space.

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... I was thinking more along these lines... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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We desperately need a new version of this 2009 Salon article, in which readers concocted notes left for Obama by Bush: http://www.salon.com/2009/0...

What might Obama say in any note he leaves for Trump?

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The new banana republic, same as the old banana republic

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But somehow someway, n1gg3r c0ck is completely acceptable.

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That's more mental gymnastics than a zoo full of chimpanzees.

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Too dark, man.

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and yet somehow it still fits.

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Shorter Trump: "Move along folks there's nothing to see here."https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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In re: the GOPee's new PassingWatergate scandal -

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Fair point.

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Were "pomp" and "circumstance" already booked?

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I pee what you did there.

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Assange/AMA: I thought those questions were excellent, but his not answering them, well, fuck him.

O'Reilly: We've all heard/read his "not personal" attacks on Bamz, well, fuck him.

KaC, Sessions, Trump's cabinet picks, Trump, well, fuck them all!

But, oh, those cute kittens, I want to pet their ears.

I feel better, carry on.......

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"be more specific" is that spy speak for "we have a lot on those 2 assholes, can you narrow it down?"

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