America's least favorite current president, Barack Obama, was nearly murdered in a basketball game today. He got 12 stitches! Apparently his face got in a fight with somebody's elbow -- maybe belonging to that Reggie Love character? -- and next thing you know Joe Biden was about this close to nuking Alaska.
One wonders when the wealthy are going to have to "suck it up". Damn...as a troll, you're definitely 2nd rate. Do you have a mommy or daddy who might be better at this? Put them on the computer.
Nothing like a facial scar when you want to intimidate someone. I can picture Hopey looking down at Boehner and then leaning over so his hideously deformed face is 3 inches from the Orangeman's mug.
“How about a game of B-Ball John and just to make it interesting let's play for those tax cuts for the rich.”
For some reason I decided to watch <a href="http:\/\/michelleburke.com\/media\/portfolio\/page8\/tc_vanillasky.jpg" target="_blank">Vanilla Sky</a> last night, and am expecting Obama&#039;s face to be similarly disfigured the next time we see him.
(I could probably take this joke a bit further, and substitute a Barry-obsessed Sarah Palin for Cameron Diaz, and a basketball game for the car wreck....&quot;Mr. President, four years means something!&quot; **CRASH**)
Well said Mr Whales! Nice nice very nice.
So many people in the same device.
One wonders when the wealthy are going to have to &quot;suck it up&quot;. Damn...as a troll, you&#039;re definitely 2nd rate. Do you have a mommy or daddy who might be better at this? Put them on the computer.
Sadly, I could&#039;ve kept going.
The first black president getting injured playing basketball on a slow news day is just history being racist.
Nothing like a facial scar when you want to intimidate someone. I can picture Hopey looking down at Boehner and then leaning over so his hideously deformed face is 3 inches from the Orangeman&#039;s mug.
&ldquo;How about a game of B-Ball John and just to make it interesting let&#039;s play for those tax cuts for the rich.&rdquo;
For some reason I decided to watch <a href="http:\/\/michelleburke.com\/media\/portfolio\/page8\/tc_vanillasky.jpg" target="_blank">Vanilla Sky</a> last night, and am expecting Obama&#039;s face to be similarly disfigured the next time we see him.
(I could probably take this joke a bit further, and substitute a Barry-obsessed Sarah Palin for Cameron Diaz, and a basketball game for the car wreck....&quot;Mr. President, four years means something!&quot; **CRASH**)
Even that amount of restraint surprises me.
Not so much fail...remember the picture a few days ago of Dear Leader looking over the meat counter? NK Squirrel.
To be fair, accidentally calling South Korea &quot;North&quot; isn&#039;t that big of a deal.
At least compared to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ChKvdReR0uA&amp\;feature=channel" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=F-M6HMmLDI0" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=nokTjEdaUGg" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=0rXmuhWrlj4&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6DfvpJ5NS4Q&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=NnGSk6N0Ugg" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Ba439w4-v_0&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=loUHRv3ipLE" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_H1hKaHDSvg&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=npUMUASwaec" target="_blank">this</a>....
Oh, God, that woman is ignorant.
It&#039;s so big it&#039;s like sticking your Johnson out the window and trying to fuck the world.
I need to start a youtube channel.
This Thanksgiving we should just all be thankful she is not president.
I google searched &quot;obama fat lip&quot; and you&#039;d be surprised at how many hits were dated prior to today.
Yahoo News already has 172,022 comments on this story. The typical references to bigger lips, witch doctors, etc.
The Greg Oden of Presidents!