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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well said Mr Whales! Nice nice very nice.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So many people in the same device.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

One wonders when the wealthy are going to have to "suck it up". Damn...as a troll, you're definitely 2nd rate. Do you have a mommy or daddy who might be better at this? Put them on the computer.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Sadly, I could've kept going.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The first black president getting injured playing basketball on a slow news day is just history being racist.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Nothing like a facial scar when you want to intimidate someone. I can picture Hopey looking down at Boehner and then leaning over so his hideously deformed face is 3 inches from the Orangeman's mug.

“How about a game of B-Ball John and just to make it interesting let's play for those tax cuts for the rich.”

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

For some reason I decided to watch <a href="http:\/\/michelleburke.com\/media\/portfolio\/page8\/tc_vanillasky.jpg" target="_blank">Vanilla Sky</a> last night, and am expecting Obama's face to be similarly disfigured the next time we see him.

(I could probably take this joke a bit further, and substitute a Barry-obsessed Sarah Palin for Cameron Diaz, and a basketball game for the car wreck...."Mr. President, four years means something!" **CRASH**)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Even that amount of restraint surprises me.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not so much fail...remember the picture a few days ago of Dear Leader looking over the meat counter? NK Squirrel.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

To be fair, accidentally calling South Korea "North" isn't that big of a deal.

At least compared to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ChKvdReR0uA&amp\;feature=channel" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=F-M6HMmLDI0" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=nokTjEdaUGg" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=0rXmuhWrlj4&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6DfvpJ5NS4Q&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=NnGSk6N0Ugg" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Ba439w4-v_0&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=loUHRv3ipLE" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_H1hKaHDSvg&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=npUMUASwaec" target="_blank">this</a>....

Oh, God, that woman is ignorant.

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chascates's avatar

It's so big it's like sticking your Johnson out the window and trying to fuck the world.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I need to start a youtube channel.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This Thanksgiving we should just all be thankful she is not president.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I google searched "obama fat lip" and you'd be surprised at how many hits were dated prior to today.

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chascates's avatar

Yahoo News already has 172,022 comments on this story. The typical references to bigger lips, witch doctors, etc.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

The Greg Oden of Presidents!

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