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I did that??1!??*Geeezze!I just thought it was big words for drunk uncle,*I looked it up.I like alliteration.

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Sharif don't like it?

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They'd be running for the hills if they weren't ascaird of all the Islammies holed up in the caves.

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That's the real hoax-the insinuation Barry isn't well versed on the whole Islamic structure. It's his job. On the other hand, what Trump doesn't know he just makes up, knowing his drooling idiot followers will swallow that hook like a bass.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah but they still employ MoDo? For money? Actually a paycheck money?

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I really want him to go full on "No Fucks Given" towards the Republicans.

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This was the only response I could give to his LGBT Tweet. Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself

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Yes Bamz, please be our Sexxxy Dictator for Life

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I've bought 2 of my teenage nephews drum sets for xmas. that kind of bad?

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No, not 'Angry Black Man", but ANGRY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, using intelligence and logic to enunciate that most uncommon thing on the right, reality. The rest is OK.

Of course, this will just be so much white noise to the lizard brains.

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USA! USA! USA!

There. Is everything better now? No? Damn.

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Of course, that is exactly true. I was referring, cynically and sort of sarcastically, to the belief that many of us had, that he was refraining from letting loose because of the way the Republicans would pillory him as "angry black man." But now, he's just over that shit. He is so fine, he is so marvelous and intelligent, and thoughtful, I can't bear that his term will be over so soon. But I fully believe Hillary is just as badass (and is already OVER being pilloried as "angry woman"). She is certainly just as brilliant, smart, and thoughtful.

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Howler monkey libelz!

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His face clashed with his hair.

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Of course somebody from Kenya wouldn't know that it doesn't work, unless you click your heels together three times.

Obama should resign, right now.

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You're preaching to the choir here. This is why I'm so waiting for the *ahem* debates between Hillary and the Orange One, depending, of course, that he hasn't be indicted on fraud charges. She'll rip him so many new ones he'll have to shit in the shower.

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