Happy shutdown day! Today, federal employees get a taste of life as a blogger: wake up, realize you are not essential, pour vodka on your cornflakes as you wallow in your flannel pajamas all day. At least you can comfortably watch porn without worrying about your supervisor interrupting your wanking -- life is good, eh?
Congratulations...retirement rocks!
I always thought a martini was the breakfast of champions. I guess vodka flakes are reasonable alternative.
Haha and ewwww.