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Well, if there will be photos, maybe I could kick in a few dollars...

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I had to replay this 3 times to understand what the [not-drunk?] former senator is attempting to warn us about. To me, "The justice department is going to go after..." means they will try to prosecute and/or indict. But according to Mr. Delay, it means they will attempt to legalize...? Perhaps if he understood the nuances, he would not have had the Justice Department pursue HIM.

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Unfortunately, it seems the concept of "consenting adults" has never been introduced in conservative ideology. This can be a problem, given that rape is one of their favourite topics of discussion.

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And throw dog poop on his shoes.

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Mixing fabrics, eating shellfish, A Lady saying cuss words, children disrespecting their parents, people interpreting the bible without pastor approval, A Lady being preznit (we already had the blah), fanny packs, solar energy and masturbationJust guessing though

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Drunky McPukeshoes gives drunky interview about more made up right wing conspiracies. Nothing to see here, just more of the same right wing, nut job, bat shittery.

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That list of perversions sounds like it would make a good rap song.

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I'M SORRY BUT GOD PERSONALLY TOLD ME THAT YOUR LIFESTYLE IS AN ABOMINATION. I REFUSE TO ISSUE YOU A LICENSE TO VALIDATE YOUR DISGUSTING FOOTWEAR CHOICES.

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Actually, it is named Sugar Land for Domino Sugar......

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I'm thinking "The 12 Perversions" would be a great band name. It would have to be a larger band I think (like the Decemberist), or maybe a six piece band and each person had 2? I don't know, we can workshop that later...

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Yes, this I know.

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But what if you really, truly love your Hoverround?

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'And I don't even have a cat!'

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That's what I thought, until the night I had one too many Alexander Keith IPAs and took this cute little Moulinex blender home. I still wince every time I make smoothies.

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*hands you a large, calming glass of Loch Dhu*

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I know that when I read about Delay, I can't keep anything down either.

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