"This is coming. And it's coming like a tidal wave." Tom Delay, the formerSpeakerMajority Leader of the House of Representatives -- really, the national one! -- knows a tidal wave of coming when he sees one, and the tidal wave of coming that is coming is this here "secret memo" from the Department of Justice that will legalize "the 12 perversions," including bestiality, pedophilia, raping little boys, and like nine others, depending on whether "pedophilia" and "little boy rape" are the same perversion or, somehow, different ones.
I had to replay this 3 times to understand what the [not-drunk?] former senator is attempting to warn us about. To me, "The justice department is going to go after..." means they will try to prosecute and/or indict. But according to Mr. Delay, it means they will attempt to legalize...? Perhaps if he understood the nuances, he would not have had the Justice Department pursue HIM.
Unfortunately, it seems the concept of "consenting adults" has never been introduced in conservative ideology. This can be a problem, given that rape is one of their favourite topics of discussion.
Mixing fabrics, eating shellfish, A Lady saying cuss words, children disrespecting their parents, people interpreting the bible without pastor approval, A Lady being preznit (we already had the blah), fanny packs, solar energy and masturbationJust guessing though
Drunky McPukeshoes gives drunky interview about more made up right wing conspiracies. Nothing to see here, just more of the same right wing, nut job, bat shittery.
I'M SORRY BUT GOD PERSONALLY TOLD ME THAT YOUR LIFESTYLE IS AN ABOMINATION. I REFUSE TO ISSUE YOU A LICENSE TO VALIDATE YOUR DISGUSTING FOOTWEAR CHOICES.
I'm thinking "The 12 Perversions" would be a great band name. It would have to be a larger band I think (like the Decemberist), or maybe a six piece band and each person had 2? I don't know, we can workshop that later...
That's what I thought, until the night I had one too many Alexander Keith IPAs and took this cute little Moulinex blender home. I still wince every time I make smoothies.
Well, if there will be photos, maybe I could kick in a few dollars...
I had to replay this 3 times to understand what the [not-drunk?] former senator is attempting to warn us about. To me, "The justice department is going to go after..." means they will try to prosecute and/or indict. But according to Mr. Delay, it means they will attempt to legalize...? Perhaps if he understood the nuances, he would not have had the Justice Department pursue HIM.
Unfortunately, it seems the concept of "consenting adults" has never been introduced in conservative ideology. This can be a problem, given that rape is one of their favourite topics of discussion.
And throw dog poop on his shoes.
Mixing fabrics, eating shellfish, A Lady saying cuss words, children disrespecting their parents, people interpreting the bible without pastor approval, A Lady being preznit (we already had the blah), fanny packs, solar energy and masturbationJust guessing though
Drunky McPukeshoes gives drunky interview about more made up right wing conspiracies. Nothing to see here, just more of the same right wing, nut job, bat shittery.
That list of perversions sounds like it would make a good rap song.
I'M SORRY BUT GOD PERSONALLY TOLD ME THAT YOUR LIFESTYLE IS AN ABOMINATION. I REFUSE TO ISSUE YOU A LICENSE TO VALIDATE YOUR DISGUSTING FOOTWEAR CHOICES.
Actually, it is named Sugar Land for Domino Sugar......
I'm thinking "The 12 Perversions" would be a great band name. It would have to be a larger band I think (like the Decemberist), or maybe a six piece band and each person had 2? I don't know, we can workshop that later...
Yes, this I know.
But what if you really, truly love your Hoverround?
'And I don't even have a cat!'
That's what I thought, until the night I had one too many Alexander Keith IPAs and took this cute little Moulinex blender home. I still wince every time I make smoothies.
*hands you a large, calming glass of Loch Dhu*
I know that when I read about Delay, I can't keep anything down either.