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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, if there will be photos, maybe I could kick in a few dollars...

Ranina's avatar

I had to replay this 3 times to understand what the [not-drunk?] former senator is attempting to warn us about. To me, "The justice department is going to go after..." means they will try to prosecute and/or indict. But according to Mr. Delay, it means they will attempt to legalize...? Perhaps if he understood the nuances, he would not have had the Justice Department pursue HIM.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Unfortunately, it seems the concept of "consenting adults" has never been introduced in conservative ideology. This can be a problem, given that rape is one of their favourite topics of discussion.

Whale Chowder's avatar

And throw dog poop on his shoes.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Mixing fabrics, eating shellfish, A Lady saying cuss words, children disrespecting their parents, people interpreting the bible without pastor approval, A Lady being preznit (we already had the blah), fanny packs, solar energy and masturbationJust guessing though

Rebecca Gardner's avatar

Drunky McPukeshoes gives drunky interview about more made up right wing conspiracies. Nothing to see here, just more of the same right wing, nut job, bat shittery.

default's avatar

That list of perversions sounds like it would make a good rap song.

Ali | A Grumpy Cat's avatar

I'M SORRY BUT GOD PERSONALLY TOLD ME THAT YOUR LIFESTYLE IS AN ABOMINATION. I REFUSE TO ISSUE YOU A LICENSE TO VALIDATE YOUR DISGUSTING FOOTWEAR CHOICES.

Eykis - #Fully Vaccinated's avatar

Actually, it is named Sugar Land for Domino Sugar......

Jim Smith's avatar

I'm thinking "The 12 Perversions" would be a great band name. It would have to be a larger band I think (like the Decemberist), or maybe a six piece band and each person had 2? I don't know, we can workshop that later...

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

But what if you really, truly love your Hoverround?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'And I don't even have a cat!'

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That's what I thought, until the night I had one too many Alexander Keith IPAs and took this cute little Moulinex blender home. I still wince every time I make smoothies.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

*hands you a large, calming glass of Loch Dhu*

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I know that when I read about Delay, I can't keep anything down either.