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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is actually a major departure from the Dubya Doctrine which stated: "We can attack anybody anytime for any reason. Go fuck yourselves."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's The Lord's <i>Black</i> Army, so the Repubicans won't mind.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I raised fake eyebrows for a while. They're a tough crop to bring in because they always look like they're saying "Really!? You're gonna harvest me. Really?"

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That's easy. He'll cut Social Security, Medicare, EPA, pregnancy tests, NPR, teleprompters, IRS enforcement.

(Again, I say: gasoline surtax to fund all foreign military operations. Everyone pays for war.)

The Quirk's avatar

And Gawd bless Chucky Weiss.

The Quirk's avatar

Black Hawk Down, anyone?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Barb, if you marry me I will keep my belly button free of lint and trim my eye brows weekly.

chascates's avatar

The Lord's Resistance Army sounds like something Rick Perry would be a general in.

fuflans's avatar

this is what leading from behind, projecting weakness and denying american exceptionalism looks like.

duh.