I think New Pope is an improvement over Old Pope, and he even washes feet, but he falls a country mile short of his own ideals over and over again. Ideology sucks.
And, at the prayer breakfasts held by the founding fathers... Oops, Presidential prayer breakfasts were not A Thing until the first one that Eisenhower attended in 1953. Read all about it at: http://www.nytimes.com/2015...
(Did I do the random caps thing right? Or should I have thrown one into the middle of a word? I'm trying to learn to speak Teabagger wingnut for my next big family get-together.)
What?!? No mention of how Obama isn't a real christian but a secret muslim wearing the skin of a christian he strangled with his own two hands and skinned like he was in a cheap horror flick because of his Benghazi lies??? The right is getting awfully lazy.
Yeah, that's the helluvit.
I think New Pope is an improvement over Old Pope, and he even washes feet, but he falls a country mile short of his own ideals over and over again. Ideology sucks.
And, at the prayer breakfasts held by the founding fathers... Oops, Presidential prayer breakfasts were not A Thing until the first one that Eisenhower attended in 1953. Read all about it at: http://www.nytimes.com/2015...
They would normally say "bomb them back to the stone age" (Re: Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout) but the earth is only 6,000 years old...
Mirror Spock LIBEL!
Now now, we don't want to scare him off. :-)
Lizard=nihilist I thought everyone Knew this, my bad.
Icky and stuff is a little too bubble gum for my new band name,but it does have a nice ring to it.
Country founded specifically to get religion OUT of government keeps holding National Prayer Breakfasts, no one seems to give fuck.
"Obama does thing. Anything, really. Wingnuts outraged!"
They didn't like it from Jimmy Carter, they won't like it now.
He's outraged because Obama! Duh.
Unless you're a Kenyan Muslin Negro Usurper.
(Did I do the random caps thing right? Or should I have thrown one into the middle of a word? I'm trying to learn to speak Teabagger wingnut for my next big family get-together.)
Wait, they had him in the can for six weeks before he made it to the head of the cross line?
Roman judicial backlogs must have been formidable, indeed.
Yeah, the Wonkette is not really for the beginner. We're more of an advanced study.
Now that's a good rule of thumb or otherwise.
What?!? No mention of how Obama isn't a real christian but a secret muslim wearing the skin of a christian he strangled with his own two hands and skinned like he was in a cheap horror flick because of his Benghazi lies??? The right is getting awfully lazy.