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Yeah, that's the helluvit.

I think New Pope is an improvement over Old Pope, and he even washes feet, but he falls a country mile short of his own ideals over and over again. Ideology sucks.

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And, at the prayer breakfasts held by the founding fathers... Oops, Presidential prayer breakfasts were not A Thing until the first one that Eisenhower attended in 1953. Read all about it at: http://www.nytimes.com/2015...

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They would normally say "bomb them back to the stone age" (Re: Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout) but the earth is only 6,000 years old...

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Mirror Spock LIBEL!

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Now now, we don't want to scare him off. :-)

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Lizard=nihilist I thought everyone Knew this, my bad.

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Icky and stuff is a little too bubble gum for my new band name,but it does have a nice ring to it.

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Country founded specifically to get religion OUT of government keeps holding National Prayer Breakfasts, no one seems to give fuck.

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"Obama does thing. Anything, really. Wingnuts outraged!"

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They didn't like it from Jimmy Carter, they won't like it now.

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He's outraged because Obama! Duh.

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Unless you're a Kenyan Muslin Negro Usurper.

(Did I do the random caps thing right? Or should I have thrown one into the middle of a word? I'm trying to learn to speak Teabagger wingnut for my next big family get-together.)

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Wait, they had him in the can for six weeks before he made it to the head of the cross line?

Roman judicial backlogs must have been formidable, indeed.

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Yeah, the Wonkette is not really for the beginner. We're more of an advanced study.

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Now that's a good rule of thumb or otherwise.

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What?!? No mention of how Obama isn't a real christian but a secret muslim wearing the skin of a christian he strangled with his own two hands and skinned like he was in a cheap horror flick because of his Benghazi lies??? The right is getting awfully lazy.

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