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A nation is only as sane as its chief executive.

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Dear Scott:

http://www.troll.me/images/...

No love,

Barry

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Sarcasm detector doesn't understand southern idiom?

"Bless his heart" has a negative score.

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Which explains the batshit state we were in from 2001-2009.

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Reagan was a strong supporter of unions, as long as they were in Poland.

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Or it was a thinly veiled, "What Inskeep? You don't think Hilliary is going to trounce these dufusses?"

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Dubya WAS elected. And captured 100% of the African-American and Italian-American vote in the process, along with 50% of the women's vote.

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Thee GOP have all their bases covered. You never know when hog castration will be required in the Senate but they're prepared.

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"none of them are actually going to be president, so it probably doesn’t matter."From your keyboard to God's eyes.

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Tom Cotton won't give up unless we are sending off our youth to die in wars, because he is funded by Defense Manufacturing, and without profits, he's done for.

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With 100% turnout. Suck on that, Putin!

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One ringy-dingy.... Oh, I thought you said Ma Bell.

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Rentboy convention!!

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Alternate caption:DOPEon a ROPE

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Otherwise known as collapse.

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