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FauxAntocles's avatar

A nation is only as sane as its chief executive.

Amy!'s avatar

Sarcasm detector doesn't understand southern idiom?

"Bless his heart" has a negative score.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Which explains the batshit state we were in from 2001-2009.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Reagan was a strong supporter of unions, as long as they were in Poland.

WIDTAP's avatar

Or it was a thinly veiled, "What Inskeep? You don't think Hilliary is going to trounce these dufusses?"

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Dubya WAS elected. And captured 100% of the African-American and Italian-American vote in the process, along with 50% of the women's vote.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Thee GOP have all their bases covered. You never know when hog castration will be required in the Senate but they're prepared.

whatwhomever's avatar

"none of them are actually going to be president, so it probably doesn’t matter."From your keyboard to God's eyes.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Tom Cotton won't give up unless we are sending off our youth to die in wars, because he is funded by Defense Manufacturing, and without profits, he's done for.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

With 100% turnout. Suck on that, Putin!

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

One ringy-dingy.... Oh, I thought you said Ma Bell.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Otherwise known as collapse.