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right. she's some lovely elegant shit. hope to look like that when i get old(er).

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Death Panels are Here!

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Looks like the Japanese have invaded, and on Pearl Harbor Day, too.

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Then she asked if he's MF'in' Ice-T.

Now Obama's going after the white retiree vote by speaking their body language.

And if Romney had won, she'd be curtseying while he bowed.

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born in 1920, but google up her pix from her youth. hubba hubba is what i'm sayin'.

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We haven't seen his college transcripts. He could be a dolt. Or a sinister mastermind who's adroitly ruining this country.

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Now that Puerto Rico is going to join us, we do have to redo the flag, unless we can secede the fuck out of Texas. With that in mind, here are some options (courtesy of Something Awful, which has a lot more): <a href="http://www.jellocaust.com/r..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.jellocaust.com/rico.jpg">http://www.jellocaust.com/r... <a href="http://i.imgur.com/1Ta2W.png" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.imgur.com/1Ta2W.png">http://i.imgur.com/1Ta2W.pn... <a href="http://i.imgur.com/VM3c6.gif" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.imgur.com/VM3c6.gif">http://i.imgur.com/VM3c6.gi... <a href="http://i.imgur.com/fR5Ta.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.imgur.com/fR5Ta.jpg">http://i.imgur.com/fR5Ta.jp... <a href="http://i.imgur.com/daXCQ.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.imgur.com/daXCQ.jpg">http://i.imgur.com/daXCQ.jp...

or front: <a href="http://i.imgur.com/xIvrS.png" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.imgur.com/xIvrS.png">http://i.imgur.com/xIvrS.pn... and back: <a href="http://i.imgur.com/xoVev.png" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.imgur.com/xoVev.png">http://i.imgur.com/xoVev.pn...

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Teabaggers announce boycott of space program. Learn the details (only) on Faux News!

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Where's a fucking torpedo when you need one?

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I like the version with the little Puerto Rican flag worked into the top of the current flag.

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I'm glad she ditched Ike, all those years ago.

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C'mon. They exclude women, non-Christians and people of color from their concept of "Real American" with a reflexive smoothness that comes from long practice...

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Which one sang BushNuts City Limits?

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I hope they stop before the pelvic thrust.

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