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Lefty Mark's avatar

Oh, hell. They all hate us anyhow, so let's drop the Big One now. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=xCim7mmLWRA" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCim7mmLWRA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Why is yr Wonkette a college radio station all of a sudden?"

'Coz you wanna DJ at the end of the world? <a href="http://youtu.be/Fm15czRyCGk" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://youtu.be/Fm15czRyCGk">http://youtu.be/Fm15czRyCGk...

fuflans's avatar

ok alex that is just awesome thank you for digging it up.

and it's even better muted / underscored.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Man - you know your M4TVM's!

Vienna Woods's avatar

I hope he wasn't alone when he watched it. I remember the ads for it warning people not to watch it alone- it would be too emotionally wrenching (or pants-shitting scary, I guess) I watched it alone. I lived.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wait...Oak Ridge? Is that where the Oak Ridge Boys are from? That would make sense what with them being a band of homunculous mutants.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He's so dependable because he's pampered by the press.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

There should be room in the second amendment for that. "arms and those trucks with the missile on top" Cause I need one of those trucks too.

The Quirk's avatar

<i>We won the Cold War </i> Stop right there, Fleischmann -- you've made your point. THE COLD WAR IS FUCKING OVER. So we don't need all this crap anymore, riiiiiiggghht?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Remember back in the day when horror movies promised "a nurse in the lobby?"

I wouldn't mind a nurse in the lobby right now...

fuflans's avatar

this. this was my immediate response to this story.

SullivanSt's avatar

Next thing you'll know, the President will be saying we don't even need to spend trillions protecting our precious bodily fluids.

SullivanSt's avatar

Yeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwww!

SullivanSt's avatar

We won because we spent so much money on enzyte and penis pumps they ran out of money trying to enlarge their dick to our size.

SullivanSt's avatar

Boms for Qom and Kim?

SullivanSt's avatar

Internal collapse what?