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Oh, hell. They all hate us anyhow, so let's drop the Big One now. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=xCim7mmLWRA" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCim7mmLWRA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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"Why is yr Wonkette a college radio station all of a sudden?"

'Coz you wanna DJ at the end of the world? <a href="http://youtu.be/Fm15czRyCGk" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://youtu.be/Fm15czRyCGk">http://youtu.be/Fm15czRyCGk...

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ok alex that is just awesome thank you for digging it up.

and it's even better muted / underscored.

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Man - you know your M4TVM's!

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I hope he wasn't alone when he watched it. I remember the ads for it warning people not to watch it alone- it would be too emotionally wrenching (or pants-shitting scary, I guess) I watched it alone. I lived.

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Wait...Oak Ridge? Is that where the Oak Ridge Boys are from? That would make sense what with them being a band of homunculous mutants.

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He's so dependable because he's pampered by the press.

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There should be room in the second amendment for that. "arms and those trucks with the missile on top" Cause I need one of those trucks too.

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<i>We won the Cold War </i> Stop right there, Fleischmann -- you've made your point. THE COLD WAR IS FUCKING OVER. So we don't need all this crap anymore, riiiiiiggghht?

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Remember back in the day when horror movies promised "a nurse in the lobby?"

I wouldn't mind a nurse in the lobby right now...

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this. this was my immediate response to this story.

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Next thing you'll know, the President will be saying we don't even need to spend trillions protecting our precious bodily fluids.

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Yeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwww!

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We won because we spent so much money on enzyte and penis pumps they ran out of money trying to enlarge their dick to our size.

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Boms for Qom and Kim?

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Internal collapse what?

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