Obama To Kick Biden Out Of America

Barack Obama has had enough of this Joe Biden and his Gaffes about how we will all die if we go indoors, so he's just cold exilin' that dingbat to Hell in a couple of weeks: "WASHINGTON (CNN) - Vice President Joe Biden will travel to Bosnia, Herzegovina, Serbia and Kosovo in Southeastern Europe the week of May 18th, the White House announced Friday." Biden has responded that America, the Balkans, it's all the same bullshit to him, he just can't find his goddamn pants right now is the thing. [ CNN ]