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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Cue Faux Noise anchorbabbies making some ridiculous remarks about black presidents and white bears in 3 . . . 2. . . 1. . .

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Ursine Takers!

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chascates's avatar

Sarah Palin will probably take her sportsman outdoors program on a polar bear hunt now.

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dslindc's avatar

If we can drill for oil there, can we setup a Russia viewing platform also too?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>I have tried to work with this administration … But those days are officially over."</i>

Good.

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artem1s's avatar

I've been wondering how long it would take the Repukes to set their pretty little heads on going all gropey on ANWAR again. Getting Keystone passed, repealing ObamaCare for the quintillianth time, and all those pesky inpeachment hearings have been such a distraction!

Congresscrittering IS HARD!

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PubOption's avatar

Anwar is a Muslim name, so needs to be abolished.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

BLIZZARDGHAZI!!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sounds like a bit of polar 'roid rage to me.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More proof that global warming is a fraud, also too.

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bobbert's avatar

Almost Kodiakchrome.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

That would take, how many years to extract? No really ,how many years? I'm too lazy to look it up. I'm actually a small moose though.Not a polar bear. And yes, I probably did bite your sister years ago.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

And they aint even black,goes to prove he just loves lazy fuckers

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