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They all look alike.

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I've only ever seen them in sheep and bovines before, but I believe that even on a sentient wad of Tang-stained jizz-napkins it is still called a 'dewlap'.

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He'd probably drop it.

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Answer: not in that photo

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Bubba and Bamz. Best touring band ever.

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I know you're one of us and you mean well, so I'm not gonna block you. But I did report this to Dok Zoom. Doxxing random twitter posters ain't right, even if she's a steenking eeedioot.

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Slacker.

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Donald Trump last seen making a play for her pussy.

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He wants to keep his competition upstairs.

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Donald Trump is THE President. He is not A President.

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and what it is now.

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Oh Evan bless you. Bringing back all the happy feels about the President of our Hearts. Bringing extra tasty snark on pussgrab fuckbonkers.

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He's THE puppet that all of the puppeteers have their grimy hands stuffed up inside at the same time.

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You'd need one heck of a job!

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good lookin hat though, where do you think I could get a hat like dat?

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Try 12 months from now.

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